Roman Catholic Church Fights Back With Tough Words

Macleans has an article on how the Roman Catholic churches in Quebec are using advertising that has heads turning.

The words, considered to be offensive in Quebec, are being posted in highly bold text on signs hanging outside the churches, or in bus shelter poster ads, and I am pretty sure they would show up in other places.

Some of the words being advertised with a dictionary explanation are Tabernacle, Sacrement, Hostie, Calisse, Sacristie, and Ciboire. (that I know of)

I personally think it is a great way for the church to get some attention with a legitimate angle of approach to advertising their wares, while educating on the meaning of their religious artifacts and words.

“There are a lot of people in our society who don’t even know what these words mean anymore,” said Rev. Jean Boyer, a Montreal priest who was visiting Notre-Dame Basilica on Sunday.

“We’re hoping once the shock passes, people will think more about the true meaning of the words. There are many young people who don’t even know that in old times this was blasphemy.”

It’s a uniquely Quebec problem for the church, says Monique Carmel, a linguist and professional translator.

I would have to disagree a bit with Monique Carmel on this one. Blasphemy is not unique to the French. In English, we have several blasphemous holdovers that people use all the time without realizing the religous context. Let’s start with some simple ones.

God Damn!! or God Damned!! – Pretty obvious.

Jesus H. Christ!! – Popular with those who think adding the H makes him officially a different Jesus Christ.

Geez..!! – cutting short from pronouncing the “..us Christ” – This is for those who are too lazy to say the three syllables or those who cut short when they realize what they are saying.

Gee!! – Another twist on Geez, or some say it is a derivative of God.

Egad!! – derivative of God. When people realized saying something more direct wasn’t very nice, they altered the wording somewhat. Sort of like when Dad used to say Shhhhh …. and then catch a glimpse of us kids and finish his word …… ute!!

Gadzooks!! – Another derivative of God. I am pretty sure I have heard this one in cartoons.

I’m probably just as guilty as most of using one or more of these now and then. But I thought I would do my part to educate those who may not be aware of what the words mean.

I would also like to make the bold prediction that these signs in Quebec will be the most stolen signs off bus shelters or bus advertising slots themselves by college kids looking for dorm room art.

(I hope I don’t get struck by lightning for typing all the words above.)

May Two Four? Or May Two By Four?

It doesn’t matter if you are cracking open a case of Labatts blue, affectionately called a Two Four, or if you are helping a friend build that deck by hammering down a two by four. This long weekend is one that many Canadians relish more than any other through the summer as it indicates the beginning of the monthly string of Holidays running through to Labour Day.

Many know that the holiday is to celebrate Queen Victoria’s birthday, but it is also the annual celebration of the birthday of the reigning Monarch. Since her crowning, over 50 years ago, Queen Elizabeth’s birthday has been celebrated on Victoria Day. This is not new and in fact there is historic record that many Monarch’s had their birthday celebrated on that of a former Monarch.

But in almost every case, the celebration was left on the previous Monarch’s birthday because the new Monarch ascended to the throne at an older age which meant if the date of the holiday was changed, it would just have to be changed again soon.

In the case of Queen Elizabeth, whose actual birthday is on April 21st, this has not been the case. Victoria was Queen for about 62 years. Elizabeth has been Queen for about 54 at the time of this posting.

Some out there think that the current Monarch of the Commonwealth deserves a nationally celebrated day due to her tenure as our Queen. I am not sure. I still know that if we do ever decide to add a new national holiday that Flag Day in February would be better. The winter blahs could use a boost and April already has the Easter break.

In any case, this weekend I will be cracking a few beers, trying to squeeze in some yardwork between thunderstorms, and probably setting off a few sparklers with the kids in honour of both Queen Victoria (God rest her soul) and Queen Elizabeth II (God Bless Her).

No, I’m not a staunch Monarchist, but I do believe in the civility that the position stands for. And getting a day off work ain’t so bad either!!

If you have the interest, you can read more about the recent Monarch’s birthdays here.

A safe weekend to all. Please don’t drink and drive.

Dogged By Press?? It's Just A Day In The Life of Sir McCartney

After four years of marriage, vegetarianism and bashing the heads of seal hunters, Heather Mills and Sir Paul McCartney are separating.

“Our parting is amicable and both of us still care about each other very much but have found it increasingly difficult to maintain a normal relationship with constant intrusion into our private lives, and we have actively tried to protect the privacy of our child.

“Separation for any couple is difficult enough, but to have to go through this so publicly, especially with a small daughter, is immensely stressful.

“We hope, for the sake of our baby daughter, that we will be given some space and time to get through this difficult period.”

Are they serious? When I heard this news on the radio this morning while driving to work, I actually laughed!! The absurdity of it all. I mean how much public scrutiny is too much for an ex-Beatle? The man has been swarmed, chased, had panties thrown his way, and had groupies track his every move. He has been met at airports by not only thousands of fans but by dignitaries, politicians and heads of state. The man was in, arguably, the most famous band in history. Yet the scrutiny is too much for him now?

I think there is something else going on here that we aren’t hearing about. Let me tell you why I think this.

  1. Stars these days seem to be using marriage, separation and divorce announcements to gain headlines.
  2. I had no clue the two had a daughter, yet they mention it three times in the short clip above.
  3. No pre-nup signed and he is 25 years her senior with a net worth in excess of a Billion dollars.

Something just smells fishy here. I think Paul just got officially screwed out of half of his fortune.

Bye Bye Liberal Gravy Train … errrr … Gun Registry

Today, the Auditor General’s 2006 report came down hard on the management of costs of our gun registry. You can soften it with professional accounting terms, but the bottom line is that the gun registry is toast. They blew their budgets but not only that, they lied to parliament about the 2003-2004 fiscal year expenses.

The overrun of about $20 Million needed to be disclosed to parliament and was not. The Liberals will try to downplay it saying they consulted with legal and financial experts, but the bottom line is they still did not disclose it and pushed the expense out to the next fiscal year.

For those that are not familiar with this form of accounting, it is the same type of accounting that got Enron into trouble and is sending people to jail. It’s a shame Canadians are more easy-going than our American neighbours because if this had happened in the USA, there would be several people wearing black and white stripes and eating bread and water right now.

I highly urge you all to give it a gander. Once again, our Auditor General has probably saved Canadians not only millions, but probably billions. I just want to take this space to thank Sheila Fraser and her team.

A job well done.

Layman's Budget Part III – The GST Cut And Gas Savings

DISCLAIMER:I am not an accountant and do not profess to be. If anyone out there can correct me if I am way off base please do. If I am off by a few dollars here or there, oh well. It’s close enough for guesstimating.

The goods and services tax (GST) will be reduced by 1 percentage point as of July 1, 2006.

It’s about time. Canadians have been waiting for this one since the Liberals promised it over a decade ago. Yet it took the Conservatives to deliver. I think that tells you a bit about who are the talkers and who are the doers around Ottawa.

Here is a simple calculation to figure out your savings per gas fill up.
Savings per fill up =[0.01(TxP)]
…………………………(1.1342)

where T is Tank Size (in liters) and P is Price of gas (per liter in dollars). Extending this, you could replace TxP with the amount of money you spend on GST taxable goods.

But to stick to gasoline expenses, below is a chart indicating how much you would save annually for 1 to 4 weekly fill ups based on the price of gas (from 90 cents to $1.00 per liter) and tank sizes from 60 to 80 liters.

GST-Gas-2006.jpg

The green boxes represent size of your gas tank.

Ottawa-Vanier Crack The Shell Fundraiser

The Ottawa-Vanier Conservative Association will be hosting it’s annual Crack the Shell fundraiser on June 13th, 2006 at the Ottawa-New Edinburgh Boat Club. An evening next to the water sounds nice. Toss in a great speaker, some great lobster and, I am sure, a bevy of good conversation and you’re set.

Tickets are very respectably priced at $100 per couple, $60 per individual, and $45 for youth under 25. Refreshments kick off at 6pm and dinner starts at 7pm.

For more information you can contact the Ottawa-Vanier Conservative Association by visiting their website and ordering your tickets before June 8th, or by phoning them at 613-234-0090.

It all goes to a good cause. Knocking Mauril Bélanger off his perch.

Layman's Budget Part II – Children's Fitness Tax Credit (revisited)

DISCLAIMER:I am not an accountant and do not profess to be. If anyone out there can correct me if I am way off base please do. If I am off by a few dollars here or there, oh well. It’s close enough for guesstimating.

From The Budget In Brief, page 9.

A children’s fitness tax credit for up to $500 in eligible fees for physical fitness programs for each child under age 16.

I am going to quote an accountant friend of mine on this tax credit. He said:

A tax credit generally is only a flat rate reduction of income tax of 15% federal and 6.05% provincial, the lowest marginal tax rates, or $110 in this example. It is the same type of deduction as a summer camp or caregiver.

So what does this mean to you? Let me show my my handy dandy table to give you an idea on what it may mean for you.

CFTC-2006.jpg

Now as I have blogged on numerous occasions, the Better Half and I have a couple of active children, ages 9 and 13. I am not positive of the total we spend on their athletic registrations but it is definately over $500 for one and close to it for the other. This means that the new credit will put about $200 back in my pocket.

Thanks Mr. Flaherty. That’s just enough money to get my son a new pair of soccer shoes and pay for one night hotel’s stay when my daughter competes at Provincials later in the month. Or perhaps I could take that savings and buy my kids an RESP!! (I learned that one from reading Brent Colbert) Apparently it shelters the growth from taxes and triggers a matching amount from the government. How sweet is that to have tucked away when the kids apply to post-secondary education?

I hope Canadians are paying attention.

Layman's Budget Part I – Canada Employment Credit

I have written a few things about the 2006 Tory budget here and here. But I am trying to analyze how some of the savings affect the average Joe like me. I will try to put one or two of these up a day as I work through reading the budget.

DISCLAIMER:I am not an accountant and do not profess to be. If anyone out there can correct me if I am way off base please do. If I am off by a few dollars here or there, oh well. It’s close enough for guesstimating.

The Canada Employment Credit is the item I want to talk about today.

The new Canada Employment Credit – a tax credit on employment income of up to $500, effective July 1, 2006, to help working Canadians. The eleigible amount will double to $1,000 as of January 1, 2007.

What does this mean? Well first off, it only applies to Employment income. i.e. it is for those who are WORKING!! If you sit at home riding the dole, or welfare or any other form of non employment income, this is not for you. To take advantage, go get a job. What a concept.

Secondly, it is $500 for the latter half of this year which does equate to a $1,000 a year right away, it just happens to start halfway through the year.

But let’s compare this in a chart that shows how this compensates for the increase in the lowest tax bracket rate from 15.5% to 16%.

Taxable
Income
Taxes at
15.5%
Taxes at
16%
Increase CEC
Reduction
Net?
$5000 $775.00 $800.00 $25.00 $160.00 +$135.00
$10000 $1550.00 $1600.00 $50.00 $160.00 +$110.00
$15000 $2325.00 $2400.00 $75.00 $160.00 +$85.00
$20000 $3100.00 $3200.00 $100.00 $160.00 +$60.00
$25000 $3875.00 $4000.00 $125.00 $160.00 +$35.00
$30000 $4650.00 $4800.00 $150.00 $160.00 +$10.00
$35000 $5425.00 $5600.00 $175.00 $160.00 -$15.00

The break even point happens to be $32,000. So all you lefty Dippers bitching about this taking money out of the poorest peoples hands. You can all stick it in your ear. Anyone earning under $32,000 will come out ahead. Anyone working from $32,000 and above will see a slight increase. Since we have a progressive tax system, anyone earning above $32,000 will be very slightly behind. This level flattens at about $36,368 (or $37,358 for sticklers who want the $1,000 taken into account). At this point anyone making over this amount would be dropping an extra $21.84 into the public purse.

i.e. it hits those making more and benefits those making less provided it is employment income. I have to stress this point again.

I personally am tossing in the $22 bucks. To make this up, I will have to buy $2200 in GST taxable goods this year, or $1100 in GST taxable goods when the full cut is implemented to make it up. I am pretty sure I far exceed this which should put me in the black.

Smackdown Of The Week (May 11th, 2006)

The exchange below took place in Question Period today, May 11th, 2006. The Smackdown of the Week was the Prime Minister’s reply.

Scott Brison (Liberal – Kings-Hants, NS): Mr. Speaker, this is what the Prime Minister said. “The science is still evolving with respect to climate change. It is a scientific hypothesis and the controversial one that may be a lot of fun for a few scientific and environmental elites in Ottawa.” When the Prime Minister doesn’t even believe in the science of climate change, why is the Environment Minister trying to chair a climate change conference?

Prime Minister Harper: Mr. Speaker, the Minister of Environment is putting together a real plan to deal with climate change. Let me read a description of the previous governments plan. “Instead, the previous plans in terms of Kyoto agreement was written on the back of an airplane napkin on the way to Kyoto. There was no altered planning. There was no real negotiations with the provinces or with industry sectors. In fact, it was a last minute, hastily drafted, agreement.” Those were the words of the member for Kings-Hants.

Our Prime Minister sure has his QP rebuttals ready to go. He whipped Brison back so fast and hard, that Brison’s office was probably inundated with calls from chiropractors from around the country offering their services.