Together We Can Move A Mountain … Carp Mountain To Be Specific

On Saturday April 22nd at 9 am there will be a mass of people gathering at the new Stittsville flea market at Hazeldean Rd. and Carp Rd. for a march up to the landfill at Carp Rd. and the 417 in an effort to show that the expansion of the dump is not wanted by local residents.

This might be a nice way for you and your kids to celebrate Earth Day. (I probably sound like a lefty but no one should have to live in their own filth. Even animals are smart enough to get rid of their waste away from where they live.

I encourage all residents in West Ottawa to head on down and enjoy what will hopefully be a nice warm day (but not so warm that the dump starts breathing).

You can visit NoDump.ca for more information.

A Quota Is A Quota…

This is actually pretty sad.

An 82 year old women was ticketed for taking too long to cross a street.

Mayvis Coyle said she began shuffling with her cane across Foothill Boulevard in the San Fernando Valley when the light was green, but was unable to make it to the other side before it turned red.

The article also points out the road has five lanes.

If I remember my Ontario road laws, the pedestrian always has the right of way. This to me always implied that even if a light was green, a car must wait on pedestrians in his/her path. It can be aggravating sometimes as a driver, but it’s a rule I think we all accept when we get behind the wheel of more than a ton of steel.

Maybe I’m wrong. But Mayvis Coyle got officially screwed on this one.

Ex-Red Wing McCarty Files For Bankruptcy

Tonight while driving home from the office I listened to a really good interview on CFRA with Canadian female hockey player Gillian Ferrari. She is out working on staying in shape for the summer and trying to raise money for Canadian amateur athletes who survive on basically $1500 a month. That’s a wopping $18,000 a year.

Then the news came on and I heard that ex-Detroit Red Wing (and current Calgary Flame) Darren McCarty is filing bankruptcy as he is $4.3 Million in debt. Yes, you heard me right. $4.3 Million in debt. I did a quick online search and discovered that since entering the league, McCarty has made a whopping $14.764 Million dollars (or will have at the end of the 2006 season). By my math that puts his spending (including taxes of course) at about $19 Million dollars since the 1993-1994 season when he first took a paychecque.

To extend this discussion, Gillian Ferrari is looking to have 2008 Amateur athletes, via fundraising, pull in $2008 each to provide our amateur athletes with the funding they need to survive until the 2008 games. Doing a bit more math we discover that all Gillian is trying to raise is a tad over $4 Million dollars. About $300,000 less than McCarty is in debt.

Talk about officially screwed.

Addendum – 4/13/2006 – 07:05 am

CTV just reported that McCartey is actually in over $6 Million (USD) in debt. The hockey lockout put stress on his situation but there are a few points that were just whack.

  • He gives his ex wife 75% of his income (OUCH!!)
  • He owes over $100,000 to casinos in Detroit and Nevada
  • His RV burned down.
  • His Escalade ended up in a pond.

Anyone else smell something fishy here?

I Love ATI But…

For the past few days I have been experiencing some really weird problems … errrrr … computer driver issues … errrrr … catastrophic crashes and blue screens. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Catastrophic crashes and blue screens.

Nowhere online have I found a good fix. (And believe me, I tried). I think I have rebooted or had to power down a blue screen at least 50 times the past 24 hours.

I gave up this morning. I uninstalled all the ATI software and drivers, rebooted in VGA mode (which sucks cuz I can’t use my dual screens) and I will have the beast in the shop for a fix tomorrow morning.

The ironic part is that I have sold semiconductors (and other components) to ATI and tons of other companies in Canada. I guess it’s true a mechanic’s car is always in awful shape.

All right. That’s it for my griping. The ATI Radeon has served me well and it will do so again. I am pretty sure I created havoc on the system myself somehow so I am pretty sure someone smarter than me can fix it.

Where Do They Vote?

This morning, as usual, I watched the recording of last night’s episode of The Colbert Report. (not the Canadian Blogger Brent Colbert, but the Comedic Journalist Stephen Colbert).

His guest was the Reverend Jesse Jackson. The topic was primarily New Orleans.

Jackson was going on about how Iraqi’s in the USA could vote via satellite in the Iraqi elections, but displaced New Orleans residents will not be able to vote by satellite for representation in New Orleans in the upcoming elections.

I assume this means that Katrina survivors scattered across the country will be voting where they are currently residing.

I am not personally for or against the satellite voting, but my only concern would be ensuring that no one casts more than one ballot. Jackson said he thinks on site same day registration should be possible too.

Let me refresh your memory on the onsite registration process we have in Canada.

It Sucks!! And Proof It Sucks!!

So if the Americans do move to onsight registration, I hope they don’t use ours as an example.

Cookies Climbing The Ranks

Last weekend I made the journey down to Toronto where Cookie was competing in the first of two Ontario provincial qualifiers for rhythmic gymnastics.

They changed the format this year so that anyone who wants to compete at provincials must compete at both qualifiers. The scores are then merged and they take the top 60% to provincials. This means that we got a good look at all of the competition that she will face should she qualify.

Last year, as some of you may remember, she finished in last place at provincials, but just making it was big for her. At this first qualifier, competing against everyone, she finished 10th of 17 in her free routine, and 4th of 17 in her her hoop routine for a 6th place overall.

Am I a proud dad or what?  She is making huge strides in her athletics.

But I must add, I am even MORE proud of the nine A’s she received on her report card a week or so ago. She’s one smart Cookie too!!

Is It Me Or Is That Blood I Smell On The Ice?

Warning: The content of this post contains violence and parents may want to cover the eyes of their kids.

If you think this post is going to be about baby harp seals, you’re wrong. Although it’s a hot topic, I already covered that one here.

Today, on a day when the temperature reached almost 20 in Ottawa, the topic (and smell in the air) is playoff hockey. I got an email with a link to a video of the brouhaha between the Senators and the Flyers from a couple of years ago. You can watch the video by going here. (Thanks for the link Pete, it really can get someone psyched up for the playoffs). I am not positive of the start date, but first round games should start on or about Friday April 21st. A mere 3 weeks away.

This year my Leafs look to be doomed to watch the action on video Ipod downloads while they golf the next day. What a miserable year they had. It wasn’t unexpected with the new salary cap restrictions that force John Ferguson Jr. to the brink of unemployment. But lucky me, I am also a Senators fan. Living here a mere 5 clicks from the Palladium … errr …. Corel Center …. errrr …. Scotiabank Place, and sharing access to rink side seats with a co-worker, I should get to about half the playoff games in town. The house should be a rocking for at least two rounds of hockey and more than likely 3 or 4 if the Sens play the way they have all season.

Drop a comment in the box regarding what you think about the pending NHL Playoff picture.

Time For A Bush Party

Wow.  Even Tom Clark says George Bush is charming.

In light of all the talk about the Canada/USA relationship leading up to the summit in Cancun, I thought I would toss in my two cents.

I am very pleased that the relationship with our American neighbours is warming up at the head of state level.  But I also must add that my relationship with all the Americans I deal with has not changed.  I deal with them every day in my job and have for 12 years.  I have numerous (by that I mean hundreds) of American friends I have made over the years that I keep in touch with via the odd email or phone call.  I have family scattered across the north from Central Michigan to New York City.

And I can tell you that my relationship with them does not change based on what our leaders say or do.  Or how warm their phone conversations are.  Or whether or not they call each other regularly just to say hi.  Or whether various party members call the opposing leader a moron.

My relationships are one strand in a huge weave that crosses our border daily with an email or phone call.  There are millions of people on both sides of the border with similar relationships to mine.  Perhaps not to the same extent.  Perhaps to a greater one.  But in any case, this weave is what makes the relationship between the leaders irrelevant.  How do I know this?

Think about what you would do if either of our nations declared war on the other?  We would probably still go to work every day, still make those phone calls, still send those emails and still mail those packages.  How many industries would fall over without the amount of trade and transaction between our nations?  Do we not sell the Americans 30% of their oil?  Does a billion dollars of goods not cross the border daily?

Millions of people on both sides are affected from couriers to electronic chip companies knocking on the doors of Nortel and ATI and RIM.  From border guards and customs agents to art collectors waiting for that shipment of Inuit soapstone.  From family split in the 1700’s and 1800’s by the various wars to the immigrants scattering across our nations today.

These are the relationships that show how our two nations are intertwined and how strong our relationship is.

The Numerical Truth About Ice Caps, Global Warming, And The Empty Threat Of Floods

I am starting to get quite upset at the fear factor card being played by environmentalistas and their ilk who think that the polar caps melting will cause flooding and devastation across the globe. So I am going to take a second and tell you a story my dad told me as a kid.

In the Greek city of Syracuse, a couple of thousand years ago, the king was having a problem with goldsmiths pilfering his gold by substituting lead in with the gold when it was melted down. Once it was reformed, it was difficult for the king to know if he was getting ripped by the goldsmiths.

So he asked his chief scientist, Archimides to figure out a way to catch them if they did substitute something in. Archimides was befuddled with the idea until one day, while dipping himself in the tub for a bath, he noted the displacement of the water. In this bathtub the concept of density was born. Archimidis, in his excitement at solving the problem for the king, jumped out of the tub, and streaked down the streets of Syracuse screaming “Evreka!, Evreka!!” or “I’ve found it!!, I’ve found it!!”

Density is how much mass something has with respect to the volume it takes up. Regular tap water has a density of 1000 kg/m3 . (A nice round number that happens to be that way because of the beauty of the metric system). But other substances, such as gold are much higher, whereas, oil is quite a bit lower explaining is why it floats.

Let’s apply Archimides discovery of density to icebergs. (Because after all, the north polar cap is just a giant iceberg)

First let me explain to you what happens when liquid water is cooled enough to form ice. The temperature drops and as water begins to freeze, it expands. This is because the density of ice is about 920 kg/m3, and that of sea water is 1025 kg/m3.

So what does this mean? It means the ice is less dense than it used to be as water. With this density decrease, the ice begins to float, because in a way, it is lighter than sea water. The ratio of ice that is “pushed” above water is about 10% of the mass of ice. This concept is best understood if you do not think in terms of ice floating, but instead, think in terms of the ice below sealevel being lighter than the surrounding water enough to lift about 10% of it’s mass above water. The mass in this case is the top of the iceberg but could be anything, such as ohhhhh, an expedition heading to the north pole or a harp seal waiting to become a nice jacket.

If you were to put a weight equivalent to this 10% on top of an iceberg, the iceberg would sink until it’s top point was just covered by water. In this case, that density decrease WOULD displace more water and raise the sea level. But in reality there is no weight to push icebergs underwater. There is only Archimides and the math behind density. And density says that they can freeze or melt all they want. If they do it while floating in the oceans they will not affect sea level.

That’s the Officially Screwed math lesson for the day. Now if you want to amaze your friends, take a clear glass jug, fill it about 2/3rds full of cold water, and toss in as much ice as you like so long as none touches the bottom of the jug. Then mark the waterlevel and wait for the ice to melt. The ice that floats up above the waterline will have no effect on where the water level is when it melts. You should note that the water level is exactly where you marked it.

Go and amaze your lefty friends with what they will consider a parlour trick, but you can rest assured is simple science that is over 2000 years old.