| What We Say | What We Mean |
| Big Smoke | Toronto |
| Blood Shooting Out Of My Eyes | A popular expression Glenn Beck uses to describe incredible anger and disgust. |
| CLM | Career Limiting Move |
| Cookie | My daughter |
| Dat Der Guy From Shawinigan | Jean Chretien |
| Dipper | NDP Supporter |
| Environmentalistas | Environmentalist Guerilla Types |
| Grit | Liberal Supporter |
| GTA | Greater Toronto Area |
| H/T | Hat Tip – A blogger’s form of thank you |
| Iggy | Michael Ignatieff |
| Michael Zsohar | Michael Ignatieff |
| Mop and Pail | Globe and Mail (newspaper) |
| MSM | Main Stream Media |
| POI | Point Of Information |
| PMPM | Prime Minister Paul Martin |
| PMSH | Prime Minister Stephen Harper |
| Shhhaving Cream | Manure |
| Smackdown | A quick comeback to a verbal attack |
| T-Bone | My son |
| The Weasel | Scot Brison |
| Tory | Conservative Supporter |
| Yellow-Bellied McShifty | Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty |