I figure using this blog is my one shot at becoming a Saturday Night Live writer. So here goes.
Kevin James, after a successful run as the King of Queens, and big screen success with Paul Blart: Mall Cop is back. And this time he’s in drag. After his success in saving the mall, Paul Blart starts a private investigator firm and goes deep deep deep undercover as a female lawyer named Elena. He is so successful that he ends up getting posted to be the Dean of Harvard Business School His mission almost gets exposed when he get’s nominated by President Barack Obama to be a Supreme Court Justice.
That’s right. A Supreme Court Justice in…
Paul Blart 2: Washington Mall Cop.
That’s James in the photo above…on the left.
That’s Elena Kagan, Supreme Court Justice nominee on the right. (I swear!!)
Lorne Michaels…you’re welcome. Just email me at mulder at officiallyscrewed dot com to find out where to send my writer’s fee and residuals whenever Kevin James hosts the show in the future!!
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I like it, sounds like some good laughs. They should make more movies that conservatives would like but alas Hollyweird is all leftist.
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OMG, that is too funny. If not Kevin James, Rodney Dangerfield!!!