Just because it’s so damn creative and funny.
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Author: Mulder
Sylvester The Cat Elected To Birdcage Safety Panel
In the news today, Sylvester the Cat was elected to sit on the panel responsible with determining the safety guidelines and regulations on bird cages. He made it clear that he feels the tensile strength regulations on bird cages are too stringent and that cost reductions can be realized if a thinner material was used for the wireframes. He also felt that all bird cages should be within three feet of the ground for better viewing by children. The panel will be releasing their final report soon.
In a similar story, Homer Simpson was elected to sit on the Board of Directors for the Vegan Society of America. He overcame setbacks such as his past quote “If God didn’t want us to eat meat, he wouldn’t have made it taste so good.” and “MMmmmmm….Porkchops….” He SAYS he’s reformed and the Board felt he was being genuine in his denouncement of the statements.
And additionally, Iran has been elected to the United Nations Commission on Women’s Rights. Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket made it clear that the Iranian policy to stone women who have a tan is simply an effort to minimize skin cancer rates in the hot middle eastern country. Three women were not found to refute his testimony on this fact so it must be true.
Talk about being OfficiallyScrewed.
Let Them Eat Lokoumades
I’m Canadian but I am also a first generation Greek Canadian. My parents immigrated to Canada in the mid 1960’s and the past few months I have been seething about what is going on in Greece. You see I often joke about the woprldwide recession not affecting Greece because Greece has been in a depression for 100 years.
I guess I was wrong. They CAN sink lower.
The name Papandreou is pretty much dirt to me now. It was dirt to my father when it was Andreas Papandreou and now it is just as distasteful when it is George Papandreou. Their socialist parties have built (or better termed) torn down a nation full of people who now would rather suckle the European teat than to pull their bootstraps up and get to work. Three Generations of Papendreou’s have systematically turned Greece into a 3rd world nation.
When more than 50% of citizens pay no taxes a nation will fail.
When the government spends 13% more than it takes in every day a nation will fail.
And now Greeks won’t let their government cut programs to balance the books.
They expect the EU to bail them out.
I say let them eat lokoumades.
When my parents immigrated they brought with them a sense of national pride. They brought with them a sense of values and a work ethic we see in so many that have immigrated to Canada for a better life.
That sense of pride is now gone. Greeks would rather go begging to the EU with hat in hand. For shame.
I know my father wold roll over in his grave if he knew how low his mother country had sunk.
Liberal Bob Rae Indirectly Supports Foreign Aid Monies Being Used To Support Child Slave Labour
Ok. Maybe that’s a stretch, but not by much.
But Liberal Bob Rae thinks that money we give nations should not hold a caveat that lets us impose our ideology on those countries. He said exactly just that when addressing the decision by our government to not allow our foreign aid to be used to pay for abortions.
Liberal MP Bob Rae told reporters in Ottawa the Federal Government is trying to impose its moral agenda on other countries, adding “Canada is now taking an ideological position and, frankly, I think they’ve raised something which could well have been avoided in the effort to create a stronger international consensus.”
So where does Liberal Bob Rae draw the line? Ideology has a very broad description.
If we decided to give foreign aid to Lebanon would he be ok with them using that money to buy bombs and drop those bombs on Israel? THAT is ideology.
If we decided to give money to a Afghanistan, would he be ok with them using that money to buy acid to throw in the face of women who do not wear a burka? THAT is ideology.
If we decided to give foreign aid to Afghanistan, would he be ok with them using that money to grow Opium and sell it for import into Canada? THAT is ideology.
If we decided to give foreign aid to China….oh wait we DO give foreign aid to China….would he be ok if they took that money and ran over student protesters with tanks in Tiananmen Square? THAT is ideology.
Liberal Bob Rae has NO scruples. None. He is well past his due date but his orange roots are clearly showing.
Boldly Go…
*cue spacey music*
Rideau Hall…the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the Star….Shatner.
His 4 year mission…
To explore strange little towns across the nation…
To seek out new and interesting aspects of Canadiana…
To boldly go where no Governor General has gone before.
Minister John Baird Knocks Ottawa Councillor Marianne Wilkinson Down A Notch
Today the Ottawa Taxpayers’s Advocacy Group held an open forum for city council candidates.
Councillor Marianne Wilkinson from Kanata North took the liberty of giving a backhand remark about a federal proposal to ban dumping raw sewage into the Ottawa river.
When Minister John Baird got up he returned the favour by giving her a direct smack when he chastized Councillor Wilkinson for spending money on things like pedestrian bridges when they should be focussing on priorities such as stopping the dumping of sewage into the river.
The whole room erupted in applause showing where taxpayer priorities lie.
Sent via Borgberry cybernetic implant. (You too will be assimilated)
Found Money – In A Recession, Every Little Bit Helps
A friend introduced me to this website last week. It is the Bank of Canada’s site for money that people may have left in an old bank account and forgotten. After 10 years of inactivity, banks transfer the funds, along with the account information to the Bank of Canada.
Just by plugging in a few friends names, I have discovered money for two friends totalling about $500.
It may not sound like a lot, but money is money. And this might be YOUR money just sitting there.
I encourage everyone to bookmark this site and check it every year or two.
Bank of Canada Unclaimed Funds Search Page
BTW, my commission rate is 5% of anything found. (Or just buy me a beer when you see me).
Liberal Pollster Frank Graves (or Frank Graves's) Mistake
I’m NOT upset that EKOS founder and President Frank Graves donated over $11,000 to the Liberal Party, while only donating about $500 to the Conservative Party. I myself donate nothing to the Liberal Party while donating a modest amount annually to the Conservative Party (along with plenty of time and volunteer hours).
I’m NOT upset that EKOS founder and President Frank Graves made $6000 for EKOS from the government for every $1 he donated to the Liberal Party. I myself do not suckle the public teat and am proud of that. I work in the private sector, making over 99% of my revenue from private sector companies.
I AM upset that he did not have the decency to provide full disclosure that he is clearly a Liberal in sheep’s clothing EVERY time he was on the CBC providing “analysis” on his numbers.
It appears that Frank Graves is digging his political grave when he says things like:
But in an interview today with The Globe and Mail to explain his apology, Mr. Graves went on to say that polling data shows the Conservative Party “does seem to provide a haven” for people with xenophobic or homophobic views.
Remember, EKOS spelled backwards is SOKE. And SOKE the public is what Mr. Graves has been doing making most of his money off of government polling contracts.
Support Bill C-391
My open letter to the eight Liberal MPs who voted to abolish the long gun registry last year but who are now being whipped by Liberal leader Michael Zsohar.
Click Here to email them your views.
Dear Liberal MPs.
I am writing to appeal to you and ask you for your help.
I am not a gun owner. I have never owned a gun. But I am a tax payer who is tired of seeing the long gun registry suck up my tax dollars when we all know that the vast majority of gun crimes is committed by hand guns in an urban environment and not by long guns in the hands of hunters and farmers.
From my understanding, your leader has decided to whip the upcoming vote on abolishing the gun registry. (Bill C-391). I am writing to implore you to stand up together as a group and once again support what is the right thing to do for our nation. Your leader is making you all a sacrificial lamb in the next election if you choose to let him whip you to vote against this bill.
Please know that I appreciate your hard work representing your consitutents, even though I am not a direct supporter of your party, I do respect all MPs and especially the wishes of their constituents. I hope you respect their wishes as well.
Thank you and regards,
Mulder
Not A Gun Owner But A Taxpayer
Kathleen Wynne Imitates Daffy Duck. Calls Opposition "Despicable" For Opposing Liberal Plan To Educate 12 Year Olds About Anal Sex
I swear I am not making this up.
After moving forward with plans to change the sex education curriculum, Dalton McGuinty turned an about face.
McGuinty’s surprise move came just three hours after his ministers defended the scheme at Queen’s Park.
During the morning question period, debate turned nasty with Transportation Minister Kathleen Wynne, who was education minister until January and oversaw the new curriculum development, calling the Progressive Conservatives “despicable” for opposing it.
“You’re aligning yourselves with homophobes,” a visibly angry Wynne shouted at the Tories. Wynne is the first openly lesbian cabinet minister in Ontario history.
Hey Ms. Wynne. Shouldn’t 12 year olds be more concerned about the three R’s? Or maybe daydreaming about their first kiss? Or maybe wondering if the new episodes of Sonny With A Chance are coming out on Family Channel?