Salad Anyone?

After digging Darcey’s tomatoes, I had to do a bit of bragging for my wife.

We’ve got more veggies than we know what to do with. Tomatoes, banana peppers, bell peppers, cherry tomatoes, and cucumbers. We also have some onions that are almost ready to pull and our first try at strawberries has garnered a half dozen worth eating. They take a few years but I suspect by next summer we will have vines sprawling all over.

We can’t eat the tomatoes fast enough!! I think we need a good Salsa recipe.

Veggies

PM Paul Martin A Shitty Tipper?

Talk about a crazy websurf.

I start off reading Steve Janke’s article about a holocaust cartoon contest put on by an Iranian newspaper.

While looking at the list of submitters I see the name Aaron Heineman.

Being a fan of Discover Channel’s Mythbusters starring Jamie Hyneman (I was never sure how he spelled his name), I google the name Aaron Heineman and find myself at a website called “Kiss My Bitter Ass” that has a poor tipper database.

Seeing a couple of celebrities like Chris Rock, Kirsten Dunst and Ted Knight on the list, I start surfing the database for shits and giggles and poof, Paul Martin’s name shows up.

The Shitty Tipper Database!

Tipper’s Name: Paul Martin
Where it happened: Ottawa
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $1556.22 / $0.00 / 0%
What happened:
Former PM and some buddies came in and proceeded to get drunk and loud. I got moved to their table because they were harassing the poor server that had them to the point she was almost in tears.In the end they paid their tab and left a ZERO tip. Even after I ran between their section and my own and made sure they had everything they wanted.I guess when you’re not spending the taxpayers dollars its hard to be generous.Bastard Politicians.

Why do I have a feeling if he was still Prime Minister the tip would have been a heck of a lot bigger?

Disclaimer: The information above is part of a user submitted info database like wikipedia so I take no credit for the accuracy of the tip information or the validity of the statements on the bitterwaitress.com website.

CURE FOUND FOR HIV/AIDS!!!

Have you ever gotten those emails with the annual Darwin Award winners? You know the ones that pick winners for the stupidest ways people die? The motto of the winners is “I don’t think, therefore I am not.” They are a classic example of thinning the herd.

I would like to know why they haven’t added “sharing drug needles” or “having unprotected sex” to these lists of insanely stupid ways to die? Instead they teach us to not have a strength contest by hanging on a freeway overpass railing. Or they teach us not to get off a bus moving 60 MPH for a cigarette.

At the International HIV/AIDS conference going on in Toronto Bill Gates gave the cure out, but very few people heard him.

You see, Uganda has dramatically reduced HIV in their nation by implementing something called ABC.

A – Abstinence
B – Be Faithful
C – Condomize

Yet the crowd in Toronto was so upset at the mention of “abstinence” that they booed so loud the B and C parts were drowned out. Every person at the conference who booed and dies of AIDS should be a Darwin Award winner.

Are the attendees at this conference so hard up (pardon the pun) to shove their unprotected peckers between a couple of hairy buns that they would risk their lives for it? I would classify this as Darwin Award winning behaviour, wouldn’t you?

This disease can be licked in a single lifetime. Our lifetime. All that we need to do is follow the ABC method and stop sharing drug needles. We don’t need billions on research for a cure. We already have it.

It’s easy as ABC folks.

New OfficiallyScrewed Poll

Our last poll was quite convincingly in favour of Israel’s action to go into Lebanon in response to having two Israeli soldiers kidnapped and 8 killed by Hezbollah. Over 92% of the 100 plus votes thought this.

Our next poll has to do with how long you expect the current ceasefire to last. Feel free to vote on the right.

ADDENDUM – Well you’re an optimistic lot.  I went to bed at 10 votes and wake up to 27 votes and 70% of those 27 votes expecting the ceasefire to be over in less than two weeks.

On a second note, with regard to everyone claiming victory, I have to agree with Mark Regev, the Israeli Foreign Ministry Spokesman who says (and I paraphrase)… You have to question someone who is claiming victory from a cave, underground, where no one knows where he is.

Ex-Liberal Ann Cools Disagrees With Harper and MSM Calls It Dissent. Are They High?

Can I have some of what they’re smoking?

The Daily Herald Tribune is calling Ann Cools’ disagreement on the Tory position in the Middle East “dissension in the ranks”. I would hardly call an ex-Liberal, red Tory disagreeing with the PM “dissent”.
From her own website:

Anne Clare Cools is a Senator from Ontario. In 1984 His Excellency Governor-General Edward Schreyer summoned her to the Senate on the advice of Rt. Hon. Pierre E. Trudeau. Her appointment to the Senate continued a long career of community organization and social services in the field of family violence and family conflict. As of June 8th 2004, Senator Cools is a Conservative Senator from Ontario.

So

a) she was summoned to the senate on the advice of Pierre “La Communiste” Trudeau.

b) she has a long career of community organization and social service, things that are usually championed by the left.

Let’s look closer at her profile:

Senator Cools’ representation in the community and her involvement with the Liberal Party of Canada is long standing. She was the federal Liberal candidate in the Federal General Elections of 1979 and 1980 in Toronto’s Rosedale Riding. She was also Vice-Chair of the Greater Toronto Liberal Caucus in 1993, 1994 and 1995.

So how did Ann Cools become a Conservative? She did not want to be tied to the Adscam Liberals and the Gun Registry boondoggle. She was fed up with the graft, etc. It had absolutely nothing to do with her political views on foreign policy. Make no mistake about Ann Cools. She is as red a Tory as you can find in Canada.

Senator Anne Cools announced today that she will no longer be sitting as a Liberal senator and will be joining the Conservative caucus in the Senate. Senator Cools described her decision as being driven by her inability to defend repeated Liberal spending scandals, particularly the billions wasted on the sponsorship scandal and the billions on the gun registry.”I can no longer defend the Liberal record. Like so many Canadians, I had been hopeful that Mr. Martin would initiate a new era, a genesis and renewal in the Liberal government. I had hoped for an affirmation of responsible government, diligent stewardship of public moneys and renewed leadership, accountable to elected members and the public, not its paid advisors,” said Senator Cools. “But we have seen the opposite. We now know that Mr. Martin’s promised review of the gun registry was posturing and optics.”

Senator Cools came to her decision after months of contemplation and introspection. Her decision to become a Conservative Senator, rather than an independent, was prompted by her personal respect for Conservative Party Leader Stephen Harper. She described Harper as “Canada’s hope for change. He understands that elected members are Parliament’s eyes and ears in our communities. He welcomes Members from all cultures and backgrounds, and has a keen intellect and respects debate.”

(emphasis mine)

So when you see the MSM title an article “Dissension in the ranks Tory senator unhappy with Harper’s Mideast stance” you should really verify which senator they are talking about. I bet Marjorie LeBreton is behind our PM all the way.

Shame on you Daily Herald Tribune.

Smackdown – Raskolnikov Socks It To Six Nations Wind Claimers

Land claims, get your red hot land claims here.

Caledonia has been spoken for. Crown land in Ottawa’s Green Belt has been spoken for. And now a windfarm near Shelburne has been spoken for.

The Six Nations Confederacy is interfering with the development of a wind farm on land owned by Canadian Hydro and says both the land and the wind that passes over it are the rightful property of Aboriginal Peoples.

When someone starts claiming the wind that goes over land in a land claim, I have to draw the line. That would be a wind claim and falls under a completely different legal claim.

I am very familiar with wind claims because I eat a lot of broccoli. When I let one rip in the car and my wife and kids start gasping for breath, I don’t hide the fact the air they are breathing is mine. I proudly pipe up (no pun intended) and tell them: “That was me.” Because I am proud of the wind I break.

Natives claiming Mother Nature’s farts are theirs just sounds moronic. What’s next? The gas in tanks under filling stations? The electricity produced at Churchill or Niagara Falls?

Raskolnikov over at DustMyBroom calls the land claimers out with the precision of a veteran lawyer.

If they own the wind, does that mean non-Indians can sue them the next time a big gust takes down a tree and it goes through someone’s roof or car?

I think all those people who own cottages up in Muskoka could probably get back all that money taxpayers put into Indian Affairs after that storm that blew through a week or so ago.

Peace Mother Sheehan's New Neighbours Hate Her

Back on July 29th, I blogged about Cindy Sheehan buying land in Crawford Texas and moving in. Today Steve Janke points out that on her blog Peace Mother Sheehan (PMS) has quite a few comments from local neighbours and there is not a single supportive comment. Every one of them is negative, and one even seemed to imply that she got a bunch of dead fish guts (or something like that) delivered to her new place.

While reading the comments, there was a poem written by a Marine which I have reproduced below. I read it through and it really is quite touching. It really explains why we are taking it to the terrorists overseas.

Monsters and the Weak

The sun beat like a hammer, not a cloud was in the sky.
The mid-day air ran thick with dust, my throat was parched and dry.
With microphone clutched tight in hand and cameraman in tow,
I ducked beneath a fallen roof, surprised to hear “stay low.”

My eyes blinked several times before in shadow I could see,
the figure stretched across the rubble, steps away from me.
He wore a cloak of burlap strips, all shades of grey and brown,
that hung in tatters till he seemed to melt into the ground.

He never turned his head or took his eye from off the scope
but pointed through the broken wall and down the rocky slope.
“About eight hundred yards,” he said, his whispered words concise,
“beneath the baggy jacket he is wearing a device.”

A chill ran up my spine despite the swelter of the heat,
“You think he’s gonna set it off along the crowded street?”
The sniper gave a weary sigh and said “I wouldn’t doubt it,”
“unless there’s something this old gun and I can do about it.”

A thunderclap, a tongue of flame, the still abruptly shattered;
while citizens that walked the street were just as quickly scattered.
Till only one remained, a body crumpled on the ground,
The threat to oh so many ended by a single round.

And yet the sniper had no cheer, no hint of any gloat,
instead he pulled a logbook out and quietly he wrote.
“Hey, I could put you on TV, that shot was quite a story!”
But he surprised me once again — “I got no wish for glory.”

“Are you for real?” I asked in awe, “You don’t want fame or credit?”
He looked at me with saddened eyes and said “you just don’t get it.”
”You see that shot-up length of wall, the one without a door?
Before a mortar hit, it used to be a grocery store.”

“But don’t go thinking that to bomb a store is all that cruel,
the rubble just across the street — it used to be a school.
The little kids played soccer in the field out by the road,”
His head hung low, “They never thought a car would just explode.”

“As bad as all this is though, it could be a whole lot worse,”
He swallowed hard, the words came from his mouth just like a curse.
“Today the fight’s on foreign land, on streets that aren’t my own,
I’m here today ’cause if I fail, the next fight’s back at home.”

“And I won’t let my Safeway burn, my neighbors dead inside,
don’t wanna get a call from school that says my daughter died;
I pray that not a one of them will know the things I see,
nor have the work of terrorists etched in their memory.”

“So you can keep your trophies and your fleeting bit of fame,
I don’t care if I make the news, or if they speak my name.”
He glanced toward the camera and his brow began to knot,
“If you’re looking for a story, why not give this one a shot.”

“Just tell the truth of what you see, without the slant or spin;
that most of us are OK and we’re coming home again.
And why not tell our folks back home about the good we’ve done,
how when they see Americans, the kids come at a run.”

You tell ‘em what it means to folks here just to speak their mind,
without the fear that tyranny is just a step behind;
Describe the desert miles they walk in their first chance to vote,
or ask a soldier if he’s proud, I’m sure you’ll get a quote.”

He turned and slid the rifle in a drag bag thickly padded,
then looked again with eyes of steel as quietly he added;
“And maybe just remind the few, if ill of us they speak,
that we are all that stands between the monsters and the weak.”

Talk about touching.

ADDENDUM:  The term “Peace Mother Sheehan” was pilfered from one of my favourite blogs Peace Moonbeam Chronicles.  BTW, Peace Moonbeam is back!!!

Turn The Tables And It Would Be A Massacre And Not A Protest

I just finished reading on Canadianna’s blog about a pro-Hezbollah rally in the U.K. that police estimated at 20,000 strong.

I started thinking. This is the equivalent to 20,000 Westerners of the Jewish faith gathering in Damascus or Tehran with a bunch of signs calling Hezbollah terrorists, and calling for Hezbollah to immediately disarm and stop firing rockets into Israel.

I wonder what kind of reaction that sort of a rally would get from the Syrians or Iranians were it ever to happen.

It all comes down to two lines I heard a caller to Lowell Green’s show say:

If Hezbollah disarmed tomorrow, there would be peace,
If Israel disarmed tomorrow, there would be another holocaust.

I honestly believe that.