Talk about a crazy websurf.
I start off reading Steve Janke’s article about a holocaust cartoon contest put on by an Iranian newspaper.
While looking at the list of submitters I see the name Aaron Heineman.
Being a fan of Discover Channel’s Mythbusters starring Jamie Hyneman (I was never sure how he spelled his name), I google the name Aaron Heineman and find myself at a website called “Kiss My Bitter Ass” that has a poor tipper database.
Seeing a couple of celebrities like Chris Rock, Kirsten Dunst and Ted Knight on the list, I start surfing the database for shits and giggles and poof, Paul Martin’s name shows up.
The Shitty Tipper Database!
Tipper’s Name: Paul Martin Where it happened: Ottawa Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $1556.22 / $0.00 / 0% What happened:
Former PM and some buddies came in and proceeded to get drunk and loud. I got moved to their table because they were harassing the poor server that had them to the point she was almost in tears.In the end they paid their tab and left a ZERO tip. Even after I ran between their section and my own and made sure they had everything they wanted.I guess when you’re not spending the taxpayers dollars its hard to be generous.Bastard Politicians.
Why do I have a feeling if he was still Prime Minister the tip would have been a heck of a lot bigger?
Disclaimer: The information above is part of a user submitted info database like wikipedia so I take no credit for the accuracy of the tip information or the validity of the statements on the bitterwaitress.com website.
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