The First Conservative Budget Has Something For Us All!!!

First the facts directly from CTV:

  • Commitment of $3 billion a year in debt paydown (National debt now stands at $483.4 billion and the debt charges in 2006/2007 are $34.8 billion)
  • Elimination of capital gains tax on listed stocks donated to charity, effective immediately
  • Tax credit of up to $2,000 for employers who hire apprentices
  • New $1000 grant for first- and second-year apprentices
  • Reducing the Right of Permanent Residence Fee from $975 to $490, effective immediately
  • Increasing immigration settlement funding by $307 million
  • Fitness tax credit for up to $500 in eligible fees for physical fitness programs for each child under age 16
  • New tax credit for textbooks, which is to provide a tax reduction of about $80 per year for a typical full-time post-secondary student
  • Elimination of current $3,000 limit on amount of scholarship, bursary and fellowship income a post-secondary student can get without paying federal income tax
  • New $500 tax deduction for tradespeople, for costs in excess of $1,000 for tools they must acquire as condition of employment
  • Tax credit on cost of monthly public transit passes, or passes of longer duration, effective July 1, 2006
  • Increase to $2,000 the maximum amount eligibility for pension income credit, effective 2006
  • The budget proposes $460 million ($1 billion over five years) to further improve Canada’s pandemic preparedness
  • The agenda also includes $19 million per year to Public Safety and Emergency Preparedness Canada
  • Up to $320 million in 2005-2006 to fight polio, tuberculosis, malaria and HIV/AIDS and to help low-income countries cope with natural disasters or sharp rises in commodity prices
  • Additional $2 billion over two years to the farming sector, which includes cash to assist farmers in transition to more effective programming for farm income stabilization and disaster relief
  • $5.5 billion for the Wait Times Reduction Transfer, including a six per cent rise in health care transfers this year and next
  • $52 million yearly to the Canadian Strategy for Cancer Control

This has something for everyone.  The average working class canadian family should see somewhere from $1000 to $1400 more per year.  The budget put money back in students pockets, parents pockets, farmers pockets, blue collar worker pockets, white colloar worker pockets, aboriginal pockets, child care spaces, low income housing, relief of our national debt, and money for our military, criminal justice system, prison system and any other category of Canadian you can think of.

Well done Minister Flaherty.  Well done.

Cookie's A Provincial Champion!!

This past weekend was a busy one for Cookie.  On Saturday she (and her cheerleading teammates) were competing in the Ontario Provincial Cheerleading Championship at the Hershey Center in Mississauga just west of Toronto.  They did their routine twice over about 3 hours and after all was said and done, they won the event taking home a trophy almost as big as Cookie!!

This is one of those moments in a parent’s life that may only be surpassed by a possible national championship which they will be vying for this coming weekend.

To top it all off, on Sunday she was also competing in the 2nd qualifier for the Rhythmic Gymnastics provincials.  11 of the 17 girls competing would make it to the provincials which will be held later this month.  She finished 7th overall in her free routine (3 places better than she placed in the 1st qualifier) and she finished 7th overall in her hoop routine (3 places worse than she placed in the 1st qualifier) and she finished 7th overall for the meet (1 place worse than her 6th place overall finish in the 1st qualifier).

When the scores from both qualifers were combined, Cookie finished in 7th overall which means she will be at the provincial championships.

Needless to say, I am one proud pappy today.

BLOC MP Richard Nadeau Must Have Forgotten His History

I live in Ottawa. I used to live in Hull (now part of the merged city of Gatineau). However, I asked my roommate back then, and many others, why they lived in Hull vs. Ottawa. There were two clear answers which I received far more than any other.

One was the late bar hours. Back then the bars in Ontario had a 1pm closing time and it was last call at 3am in Quebec with bars staying open until 4am. (This has since changed now that Ontario has a later last call hour)

The second reason was because taxes (and prices in general) were cheaper.

Today, in the House of Commons, during the Debate on the Address in Reply to the Speech from the Throne, Gatineau MP Richard Nadeau (BLOC) stood up and was two faced to the bone.

In one sentence he said that the Federal Government ignored the Quebec side of the Ottawa river in the last election and he hopes to make them realize that his riding is a Quebec riding and that it should be treated as such. He also made it clear that his aim was to see a separate Quebec nation. He then turned around and said that Gatineau was taken for granted by the Liberals and that Gatineau is treated just like an extension of Ottawa.

Another clear point was that of federal government jobs. He pointed out that over 70% of the jobs were located in Ottawa. While less than 30% were based in Gatineau, and that there was a discrepency of about 5500 jobs.

Then he adds that of the finances for Federal research, over 93% of expenditures go to the Ontario side, and that less than 7% go to Quebec side of the river. He also pointed out that Ontario got the last museum and with the Museum of Science and Technology looking for a new permanent home, it should go to Gatineau. He listed three or four instances where the Federal government treated Gatineau differently from Ottawa and that he was working towards equality.

i.e. he flip flops back and forth.  On one hand his riding is a Quebec riding.  On the other hand it deserves the benefits of Ottawa.

Ummmm … excusé moi, Monsieur Nadeau, but Queen Victoria named Ottawa the nations Capital. She did not name Ottawa and Gatineau as the capital. You say you want to separate and that your goal is a Quebec nation, yet you want the Canadian people to put national museums and Federal government jobs in your city.

Well you can’t have your tortiere and eat it too Monsieur Nadeau.

Piecemeal Motions – What a concept!!

You know. The fact that the Liberal and NDP analysts and strategists are all complaining about the Harper plan to introduce crime legislation a motion at a time just proves that the lefties aren’t worried about anything but slamming the current government.

When the proposals are put up on their own, to stand or fall on a straightforward vote, it puts too much power in the hands of the people. After all, what would the public do if they saw the Liberals vote no on the issue to raise the legal age of consent from 12 14 to 16? I’ll tell you what … they would flip their wigs.

With the press watching every move the new government makes, how could any party oppose legislation that makes it impossible for a 45 or 50 year old pervert to convince a 13 14 year old BOY to have sex with him? As it stands right now, this would not garner anything but disgust from our law enforcement agents because the law doesn’t have any teeth to stop it. How sad is that? We keep them from driving until they are 16 and keep them from drinking until they are 18, but we’ll let them get buggered at 12 14. Talk about Officially Screwed. Let the games … and motions … begin.

In any case, I think Stephen Harper is making enemies in Parliament but friends in the populace with this move. It will be transparently clear where parties stand after the series of motions and there will only be two possible outcomes.

  1. The motions don’t pass and Canadians will be surprised by the results, or
  2. The motions will pass because the slate of MP’s make good decisions on what is right and what is wrong.

In either case the Tories should come out ahead because they look good passing motions or the other parties look bad for stopping good anti crime legislation meant to protect the honest, hardworking Canadians and their families.

Just In Time For Outdoor Patios …

… I have quit smoking.  After freezing my ass off outside all winter.  After all the sniffles and wasted tissue paper.  After all the years of blowing my cash on the only consumer product, that when used as directed, will kill you.  I have finally quit for good.  I know it this time. 

What’s different?  Well I have tried Zyban … too buzzy for me.  I have tried Nicorettes … taste horrible.  I have tried the patch … it didn’t satisfy that oral fixation.  But this time … this time things are different.

You see I have this friend of a friend of a friend with a “candy” boat.  And every so often they sneak on down to visit our neighbours to the south and come back with some Commit nicotine lozenges.  They are these little tablets that seem to cover the best of all worlds.  They satisfy the nicotine habit.  They satisfy the oral fixation.  I made a game that I am not allowed to pull the easy corner of the package to open them so it satisfies my hands for a few minutes regularly.  And it keeps me from that nasty tar and carbon monoxide which satisfies my doctor!!

The Commit lozenges aren’t contraban (it’s only candy and nicotine and not unlike Nicorettes) but it isn’t sold up here in Canada so all you Yankees who think pharmaceuticals only go one way across our border …. (buzzzz) … wrong.  I am already counting what I have left and planning for my next mission of espionage!!

Wish me luck.  (And don’t worry, I promise not to become the infamous reformed non-smoker who harangues his smoking friends incessantly).

I want to give some credit to my sister who has now been over 10 weeks smoke free for introducing me to these lozenges.  They are doing the trick.  I also want to thank my wife who is encouraging me to quit by quitting herself.  I have a feeling with both of us working on it together, we will have a long healthy life ahead of us.

Now to figure out what to do with the savings.  For those of you who don’t smoke, a pack of large cigarettes is over $10 in some shops and consistently over $9.

Maybe a roll out basketball net for my next “get healthy” objective.  Lose 50 to 70 lbs and dunk again.  (Yes I could dunk when I was a lot lighter … and I don’t mean donuts into my coffee!)

Together We Can Move A Mountain … Carp Mountain To Be Specific

On Saturday April 22nd at 9 am there will be a mass of people gathering at the new Stittsville flea market at Hazeldean Rd. and Carp Rd. for a march up to the landfill at Carp Rd. and the 417 in an effort to show that the expansion of the dump is not wanted by local residents.

This might be a nice way for you and your kids to celebrate Earth Day. (I probably sound like a lefty but no one should have to live in their own filth. Even animals are smart enough to get rid of their waste away from where they live.

I encourage all residents in West Ottawa to head on down and enjoy what will hopefully be a nice warm day (but not so warm that the dump starts breathing).

You can visit NoDump.ca for more information.

A Quota Is A Quota…

This is actually pretty sad.

An 82 year old women was ticketed for taking too long to cross a street.

Mayvis Coyle said she began shuffling with her cane across Foothill Boulevard in the San Fernando Valley when the light was green, but was unable to make it to the other side before it turned red.

The article also points out the road has five lanes.

If I remember my Ontario road laws, the pedestrian always has the right of way. This to me always implied that even if a light was green, a car must wait on pedestrians in his/her path. It can be aggravating sometimes as a driver, but it’s a rule I think we all accept when we get behind the wheel of more than a ton of steel.

Maybe I’m wrong. But Mayvis Coyle got officially screwed on this one.

Ex-Red Wing McCarty Files For Bankruptcy

Tonight while driving home from the office I listened to a really good interview on CFRA with Canadian female hockey player Gillian Ferrari. She is out working on staying in shape for the summer and trying to raise money for Canadian amateur athletes who survive on basically $1500 a month. That’s a wopping $18,000 a year.

Then the news came on and I heard that ex-Detroit Red Wing (and current Calgary Flame) Darren McCarty is filing bankruptcy as he is $4.3 Million in debt. Yes, you heard me right. $4.3 Million in debt. I did a quick online search and discovered that since entering the league, McCarty has made a whopping $14.764 Million dollars (or will have at the end of the 2006 season). By my math that puts his spending (including taxes of course) at about $19 Million dollars since the 1993-1994 season when he first took a paychecque.

To extend this discussion, Gillian Ferrari is looking to have 2008 Amateur athletes, via fundraising, pull in $2008 each to provide our amateur athletes with the funding they need to survive until the 2008 games. Doing a bit more math we discover that all Gillian is trying to raise is a tad over $4 Million dollars. About $300,000 less than McCarty is in debt.

Talk about officially screwed.

Addendum – 4/13/2006 – 07:05 am

CTV just reported that McCartey is actually in over $6 Million (USD) in debt. The hockey lockout put stress on his situation but there are a few points that were just whack.

  • He gives his ex wife 75% of his income (OUCH!!)
  • He owes over $100,000 to casinos in Detroit and Nevada
  • His RV burned down.
  • His Escalade ended up in a pond.

Anyone else smell something fishy here?

I Love ATI But…

For the past few days I have been experiencing some really weird problems … errrrr … computer driver issues … errrrr … catastrophic crashes and blue screens. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Catastrophic crashes and blue screens.

Nowhere online have I found a good fix. (And believe me, I tried). I think I have rebooted or had to power down a blue screen at least 50 times the past 24 hours.

I gave up this morning. I uninstalled all the ATI software and drivers, rebooted in VGA mode (which sucks cuz I can’t use my dual screens) and I will have the beast in the shop for a fix tomorrow morning.

The ironic part is that I have sold semiconductors (and other components) to ATI and tons of other companies in Canada. I guess it’s true a mechanic’s car is always in awful shape.

All right. That’s it for my griping. The ATI Radeon has served me well and it will do so again. I am pretty sure I created havoc on the system myself somehow so I am pretty sure someone smarter than me can fix it.

Where Do They Vote?

This morning, as usual, I watched the recording of last night’s episode of The Colbert Report. (not the Canadian Blogger Brent Colbert, but the Comedic Journalist Stephen Colbert).

His guest was the Reverend Jesse Jackson. The topic was primarily New Orleans.

Jackson was going on about how Iraqi’s in the USA could vote via satellite in the Iraqi elections, but displaced New Orleans residents will not be able to vote by satellite for representation in New Orleans in the upcoming elections.

I assume this means that Katrina survivors scattered across the country will be voting where they are currently residing.

I am not personally for or against the satellite voting, but my only concern would be ensuring that no one casts more than one ballot. Jackson said he thinks on site same day registration should be possible too.

Let me refresh your memory on the onsite registration process we have in Canada.

It Sucks!! And Proof It Sucks!!

So if the Americans do move to onsight registration, I hope they don’t use ours as an example.