We landed a freaking probe on a Comet this week. Yet the world is talking about Kim’s Ass.
Which lead’s me to state this.
Guffaw
Wynne’s Colonic For Ontarians
You all know if it has to do with getting OfficiallyScrewed, I am all over it. Well this bit of humour showed up in my in box this morning. Thanks Renzo.
Kathleen Wynn’s Cabinet Meetings Look Like This Too!!
Getting Rogered
Well this is quite a fitting photo for this website. I’ve blogged a few times about Rogers and the way Cable companies screw around with subscribers.
Don’t Be A D.I.C.C.
Safety first people.
Get ’em while they’re hot
They were a success at the CPC Convention. Now you can get your very own OfficiallyScrewed.com Justin “The Shiny Pony” Trudeau T-Shirt expressing your view that he is NOT qualified to be our Prime Minister.
The T-Shirt is 100% cotton, comes in white text on a harbour blue pre-shrunk t-shirt with a nice thick quality.
Impress your conservative friends, anger your liberal friends and make your statement. Graphic is below and appears on the back of the shirt. The front of the shirt has no graphic on it.
Even Kady O’Malley tweeted a photo of my shirt from the Conservative Party of Canada convention.
Let’s cover the nation with these shirts before Election Day in 2015. Purchase yours today by clicking the link below. We ship only within Canada. For ordering more than 1 at a time, please contact me at This Link. Same goes for special sizes or bulk orders. I am opening this up to severe discount for people who want to sell these as a riding association fundraiser to help battle the Liberals in the 2015 election.
*Note: Shipping via Canada Post to anywhere in Canada is between $13 and $17. I am charging a flat rate of $15 shipping and handling per shirt.
The Curse of Michael Buble – Screwing Over Canuck Fans Since 2011
I am starting to scare myself.
3 years ago when Michael Buble said that Vancouver Canucks were Vancouver’s team and not Canada’s team, I cursed them.
That’s right. Me. A scientific individual resorted to the three pronged curse invoking some pretty powerful stuff!!! Right in the heart of the finals against Boston in 2011. To rehash from my 2012 blogpost:
I gave this the good old triple curse.
First you take your index finger and touch the lid of one closed eye (with the other open) and you say “ACK ACK ACK”. This is the Malochia or Evil Eye. Then you give the Devil’s curse and say “SIX SIX SIX, number of the beast.”
This is all followed by the ultimate sports curse from the movie Caddyshack. This is simple in that you just say “Noonan!!”
Put it all together and you have a very powerful curse. In this case, the Curse of Michael Buble!!!.
“ACK ACK ACK!! SIX SIX SIX! Number of the Beast! NOONAN!!”
And what has happened so far?
2011 – They lost in game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals.
2012 – They were a one seed and lost in 5 games to the lowly 8th seeded Los Angeles Kings.
2013 – They were a 3 seed and lost in 4 straight to the 6th seeded San Jose Sharks.
I am going to anxiously wait by the phone for Mr. Buble’s phone call telling me Vancouver’s bandwagon (if they ever make the finals) is big enough for all of Canada….Provided they are not playing another Canadian team that is.
More “Screwed” Humour
Just because it’s well done and talks about being “screwed” this one gets on the site.
Bumper Sticker
I couldn’t agree more.
Gun Owners Identified In Texas!!!
A few weeks ago the New York Journal News started publishing the names and addresses (via Access to Information) of all people who were registered gun owners in various counties in New York state. The pictures looked something like this.
Recently we found out that there is also a similar list for the state of Texas. We have posted the map below for your reference.
