Tiger Woods is speaking to the press Friday. My prediction on what he is going to say.
I’m sorry if I have hurt my fans. (interpret as “I am sorry if I lost my sponsors”)
I know I have hurt my wife and family. (interpret as “We’re probably through”)
I have been seeking counselling for my problem. (interpret as “This is my way of saying I am trying to fix myself…but don’t really care to do so because I had a hell of a ride…or many rides”)
I am going to get back to my career. (interpret as “The PGA is dying without me on tour so they are paying me a ton of money to come back sooner than I was expecting.”)
I look forward to doing well in the upcoming tournaments. (interpret as “My wife is taking a boatload of my money and I need to make some on tour”)
Thank you to those who supported me. (interpret as “Screw off you vultures who made jokes and laughed and poked fun at my situation.”