Goretesque: A Definition

Goretesque: adj. To portend to be an environmentalist and then buy your 4th mansion. ex. “Muffy and Bif are so Goretesque. They just bought an $8.875M home in Montecito as a getaway from their getaway in the French riviera.”

adv.Goretesquely. ex. “He Goretesquely railed against rising oil prices from the front seat of his H3 Hummer.”

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Found Money – In A Recession, Every Little Bit Helps

A friend introduced me to this website last week. It is the Bank of Canada’s site for money that people may have left in an old bank account and forgotten. After 10 years of inactivity, banks transfer the funds, along with the account information to the Bank of Canada.

Just by plugging in a few friends names, I have discovered money for two friends totalling about $500.

It may not sound like a lot, but money is money. And this might be YOUR money just sitting there.

I encourage everyone to bookmark this site and check it every year or two.

Bank of Canada Unclaimed Funds Search Page

BTW, my commission rate is 5% of anything found. (Or just buy me a beer when you see me).