You either pay attention or pay through the nose. I would rather pay attention.
In preparation for the upcoming leadership convention, Liberal strategists have developed a training tool designed to emulate the pounding that will come from the right leaning blogosphere.
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H/T to Jay Leno
Talk about a crazy websurf.
I start off reading Steve Janke’s article about a holocaust cartoon contest put on by an Iranian newspaper.
While looking at the list of submitters I see the name Aaron Heineman.
Being a fan of Discover Channel’s Mythbusters starring Jamie Hyneman (I was never sure how he spelled his name), I google the name Aaron Heineman and find myself at a website called “Kiss My Bitter Ass” that has a poor tipper database.
Seeing a couple of celebrities like Chris Rock, Kirsten Dunst and Ted Knight on the list, I start surfing the database for shits and giggles and poof, Paul Martin’s name shows up.
The Shitty Tipper Database!
Tipper’s Name: Paul Martin Where it happened: Ottawa Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $1556.22 / $0.00 / 0% What happened:
Former PM and some buddies came in and proceeded to get drunk and loud. I got moved to their table because they were harassing the poor server that had them to the point she was almost in tears.In the end they paid their tab and left a ZERO tip. Even after I ran between their section and my own and made sure they had everything they wanted.I guess when you’re not spending the taxpayers dollars its hard to be generous.Bastard Politicians.
Why do I have a feeling if he was still Prime Minister the tip would have been a heck of a lot bigger?
Disclaimer: The information above is part of a user submitted info database like wikipedia so I take no credit for the accuracy of the tip information or the validity of the statements on the bitterwaitress.com website.
When you can work with a bit of paint shop pro like Reuters freelancers, you start having some fun. Green helmet guy’s vest reminded me of something, but I just couldn’t figure it out until I dug this old photo out of my public school yearbook…errrr ….ok maybe I was just getting rid of some dust spots and this is what it turned out like.
What do you get when you cross Reuters with Green Helmet Guy?
You get the picture below.
You may remember Green Helmet Guy from my previous post here.
This guys hit count must have gone through the roof lately.
Worth a good laugh.
H/T to Dust My Broom Lickin’ Good
ADDENDUM: Hey, it beats Easy, Breezy, Beautiful OfficiallyScrewed
People who simply pass over my link to Peace Moonbeam Chronicles due to the name, HAVE to start reading this blog.
The recent edition is simply priceless.
ADDENDUM: Just a taste…
I’m very weak but will try to do my best to fill you in on this week’s activities. As you may have heard, Peace Mother Sheehan (PMS), as well as the biggest and brightest stars in media and politics, gathered in front of the White House to fast for an end to the Iraq war. Among those in attendance were Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn, and the Reverend Al Sharpton. I knew there was no way I could sit at home while these brave patriots were starving to death, so Scooter and I flew to Washington and joined them.
H/T to Ruth at Rootleweb for this joke.
| The Liberal government has changed its official symbol to the condom. It allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, and protects a bunch of pricks. Most of all it provides a sense of security when you’re actually getting screwed. |
I would hope even Liberals out there would appreciate the humour in this one.