The Big Amazing Mole Survivor Election Race – Fiction By Me

When I read that bloggers like Liberal Jason Cherniak are talking about a mole running rampant in the Liberal party or I see that even Paul Wells thinks someone at Liberal HQ is smoking crack for divulging to the Mop and Pail all the good info on advertising plans that the Liberals have, I sit back and smile.

And everytime I think about the possibility of a mole, I think about all those defectors. Scott Brison, Belinda Stronach and now Garth Turner.

I wonder to myself… could any of them have had the following conversation with Stephen Harper at some point in time.

(MP enters Harper’s office)

MP: Yes boss? I heard you wanted to see me?

Harper: Yes,come in. Sit down. Have an M&M. I’ve been watching you over the years and I have come to the conclusion that you have always been a true conservative.

MP: I try boss.

Harper: How would you like to make the ultimate sacrifice? A sacrifice worthy of song…A sacrifice that may just give us the advantage that brings Canada back from the brink.. a sacrifice no bard will ever sing about, no Canadian will ever know, and one that will only work if you have a thick skin, a truly conservative heart and the patience of Job.

MP: I appreciate the compliments and I think that I have those qualities.

Harper: Good, because I want you to defect and be my mole inside the Liberal Caucus/Party.

MP: I’d be honoured boss. When do I start?

Harper: OK, this is the plan …

It’s at this point that I allways break into an evil cackling laughter that makes even my dog think I have gone crazy.

And I think to myself … nahhhh … those Liberals are just blabber mouths. This is why the MSM got so ticked at Harper. He can keep a secret and Liberals can’t.

8 thoughts on “The Big Amazing Mole Survivor Election Race – Fiction By Me


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    March 7, 2007 at 3:44 pm
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    Right wingers, cons, etc are labeled as racist and anti french. Out of his own mouth, Garth Turner has publicly critisized Dion’s ability to speak french.

    http://repocreepo.blogspot.com

    More double standards from everyones favourite whipped boy.


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    March 7, 2007 at 8:11 pm
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    You know, Mulder, I think you may be on to something!


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    March 7, 2007 at 8:49 pm
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    There probably a few.
    The one that works at Liberal.ca is an ultrahero…


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    March 7, 2007 at 8:53 pm
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    Check out the banner running at Liberal.ca now…
    It says:
    “More Liberal Programs re-announced by Prime Minister”
    Is that NOT the most pathetic insult in history?

    Long Live The Mole!


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    March 7, 2007 at 9:59 pm
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    Caveat, I think about it everytime the mole comes up I swear. Who could defect without raising suspicion?

    A progressive and openly gay MP.
    A wealthy heiress who would do quite a bit to protect her fortune from taxation.
    A right leaning, rabble rousing, thorn in the side of the PM, who can act spurned with the best of them.

    If I had years to plan it, I don’t think I could have found a better trio.


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    March 8, 2007 at 1:55 am
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    Ident-a-mole(c)

    Simple research = whole list of potential candidates for the “A”-Mole of the Year Award.

    Exactly how many “not really real Liberals” sit on that side of the House? Vast number of “former” Conservatives, PC’s, NDP. Who is the Mole? Doc Martin On The Coast . . .? Hours of fun for the entire family!


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    March 8, 2007 at 8:26 pm
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    Today at Liberal.ca:
    “Canada must take on the world”
    What is that supposed to mean???

    Apparently the best Dion pictures the website had access to, were used.

    I love the mole so so much…


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    March 9, 2007 at 6:10 pm
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    I think you’re bang on with your last paragraph. They’re a bunch of unprincipled opportunists and will therefore turn on each other in a heart beat, ESPECIALLY if they smell blood in the water!

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