Churches have lots of candles.
In recent years, the number of churches going up in flames has increased.
The primary reason is believed to be “limp wick” syndrome made popular by Al Gore. (Unlike the opposite syndrome which Bill Clinton suffers from.)
“Limp wick” is when warm air causes candles to tip over spilling wax and red hot wicks to the ground igniting carpeting. Due to the rise in this syndrome fire departments all across the world are closing up churches.
“Limp wick” is attributed to Global Warming.
I can’t make this up … I’m not allowed to do that.
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“I can’t make this up … I’m not allowed to do that.” If you want people to believe you, you may want to reconsider filing such posts under Humour.
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Ummm..jmr…they are filed under humour because I DONT want people to believe me.
They’re a play on the thousands of jokes that popped up after the liberal military attack ad last election……guns…in our streets…..in canada……we’re not making this up….we’re not allowed to do that.
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Oh, really? And here I was thinking you were just trying to be sarcastic! I just thought that your filing it under Humour was your way of ensuring that people would not mistakenly think you were being serious. Perhaps you are right. Perhaps it is best to use the Humour tag just in case the sardonic tone does not come through in your writing. Some people have no ear for sarcasm — especially when it is written. I mean sure, keep filing it under sarcasm and remove the fun for the rest of us. 🙂
Keep up the great posts TOM.
John M Reynolds