Burnt Babies Blamed On Global Warming

Baby FormulaParents around the world prepare baby formula in a consistent manner to feed their newborns.

Hundreds of millions of forearm tests indicate the formula is perfect body temperature.

But by the time the bottle reaches the babies mouth, the formula has heated up and burned the babies.

Environmental scientists have concluded this can only be attributed to Global Warming.

I’m not making this up … I’m not allowed to do that.

3 thoughts on “Burnt Babies Blamed On Global Warming


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    February 2, 2007 at 11:37 pm
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    I love this series, trustonlymulder!!


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    February 3, 2007 at 4:24 am
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    I haven’t had a comment yet. I was wondering if people were taking them out of context. 🙂 I’m glad someone has a sense of humour like mine!!

    My wife thinks I’m warped.


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    February 3, 2007 at 2:41 pm
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    I called my wife over and showed her. We both had a good laugh. I’m trying to think of some more examples and find appropriate pictures… If I come up with a couple, I’ll email you.

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