There's Something About Mary – From Toast To Turtles

What’s with these fortune seekers?

Now we have people claiming that they have found the image of the Virgin Mary on the belly of a turtle.

I love turtles and I respect religion, but I think this one is just a loose screw looking for attention.

Why do I consider them a loose screw?

Because you can’t ship a live turtle over E-Bay.

Mary on a turtle