{"id":979,"date":"2009-06-04T23:08:12","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T04:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=979"},"modified":"2009-06-04T23:08:12","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T04:08:12","slug":"979","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=979","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes You Have To Scratch Your Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Received in my email.  Probably because I provide components to the makers of Blackberry and because I am pretty Conservative.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Recently Michelle Obama went to serve food to the homeless at a government funded soup kitchen .<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_982\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-982\" style=\"width: 187px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/obamasoupkitchenblackberry2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-982\" title=\"Blackberry User Snaps Photo Of Michelle Obama at Soup Kitchen\" src=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/obamasoupkitchenblackberry2.jpg\" alt=\"obamasoupkitchenblackberry2\" width=\"187\" height=\"110\" srcset=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/obamasoupkitchenblackberry2.jpg 474w, https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/obamasoupkitchenblackberry2-300x177.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-982\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Blackberry User Snaps Photo Of Michelle Obama at Soup KitchenClick Image To Enlarge<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter   $0.00 dollars<\/p>\n<p>Having Michelle Obama serve your soup $0.00 dollars<\/p>\n<p>A homeless person who is receiving government funded meals while taking a picture of the first lady using his Black Berry cell phone $$$$ Priceless<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Received in my email. Probably because I provide components to the makers of Blackberry and because I am pretty Conservative. Recently Michelle Obama went to serve food to the homeless at a government funded soup kitchen . Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter $0.00 dollars Having Michelle Obama serve your soup $0.00 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[34,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-moonbattery","category-politics-american"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}