{"id":820,"date":"2007-03-12T05:33:19","date_gmt":"2007-03-12T10:33:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=820"},"modified":"2007-03-12T05:33:19","modified_gmt":"2007-03-12T10:33:19","slug":"from-the-department-of-moronic-ideas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=820","title":{"rendered":"From the Department of Moronic Ideas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can just imagine how this one  probably happened.<\/p>\n<p>First they chipped in and bought the stash.<\/p>\n<p>Then they tested it.<\/p>\n<p>Then they got hungry and ended up at a restaurant for some munchies<\/p>\n<p>After ordering, they probably got impatient so figured they should use the time waiting for their food to split up their buy &#8230; right at the table &#8230; in the middle of dinner rush hour.<\/p>\n<p>Smooth move ex-lax.<\/p>\n<p>Talk about a <a href=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?page_id=7\">CLM<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The best thing about this story was the final quote by West Vancouver police Sgt. Paul Skelton:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Research,&#8221; he noted dryly, &#8220;has shown that marijuana use impairs your judgment.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can just imagine how this one probably happened. First they chipped in and bought the stash. Then they tested it. Then they got hungry and ended up at a restaurant for some munchies After ordering, they probably got impatient so figured they should use the time waiting for their food to split up their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}