{"id":814,"date":"2007-03-06T22:51:42","date_gmt":"2007-03-07T03:51:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=814"},"modified":"2007-03-06T22:51:42","modified_gmt":"2007-03-07T03:51:42","slug":"the-big-amazing-mole-survivor-election-race-fiction-by-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=814","title":{"rendered":"The Big Amazing Mole Survivor Election Race &#8211; Fiction By Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I read that bloggers like <a href=\"http:\/\/jasoncherniak.blogspot.com\/2007\/03\/plug-leak-now.html\" target=\"_blank\">Liberal Jason Cherniak<\/a> are talking about a mole running rampant in the Liberal party or I see that even Paul Wells thinks <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.macleans.ca\/advansis\/?mod=for&#038;act=dip&#038;pid=36167&#038;tid=36167&#038;eid=43&#038;so=1&#038;ps=0&#038;sb=1\" target=\"_blank\">someone at Liberal HQ is smoking crack<\/a> for divulging to the Mop and Pail all the good info on advertising plans that the Liberals have, I sit back and smile.<\/p>\n<p>And everytime I think about the possibility of a mole, I think about all those defectors.  Scott Brison, Belinda Stronach and now Garth Turner.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder to myself&#8230; could any of them have had the following conversation with Stephen Harper at some point in time.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>(MP enters Harper&#8217;s office)<\/p>\n<p>MP: Yes boss?  I heard you wanted to see me?<\/p>\n<p>Harper:  Yes,come in.  Sit down.  Have an M&#038;M.  I&#8217;ve been watching you over the years and I have come to the conclusion that you have always been a true conservative.<\/p>\n<p>MP:  I try boss.<\/p>\n<p>Harper:  How would you like to make the ultimate sacrifice?  A sacrifice worthy of song&#8230;A sacrifice that may just give us the advantage that brings Canada back from the brink.. a sacrifice no bard will ever sing about, no Canadian will ever know, and one that will only work if you have a thick skin, a truly conservative heart and the patience of Job.<\/p>\n<p>MP:  I appreciate the compliments and I think that I have those qualities.<\/p>\n<p>Harper:  Good, because I want you to defect and be my mole inside the Liberal Caucus\/Party.<\/p>\n<p>MP:  I&#8217;d be honoured boss.  When do I start?<\/p>\n<p>Harper:  OK, this is the plan &#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s at this point that I allways break into an evil cackling laughter that makes even my dog think I have gone crazy.<\/p>\n<p>And I think to myself &#8230; nahhhh &#8230; those Liberals are just blabber mouths.  This is why the MSM got so ticked at Harper.  He can keep a secret and Liberals can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I read that bloggers like Liberal Jason Cherniak are talking about a mole running rampant in the Liberal party or I see that even Paul Wells thinks someone at Liberal HQ is smoking crack for divulging to the Mop and Pail all the good info on advertising plans that the Liberals have, I sit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics-federal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}