{"id":739,"date":"2007-02-01T22:35:17","date_gmt":"2007-02-02T03:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=739"},"modified":"2007-02-01T22:35:17","modified_gmt":"2007-02-02T03:35:17","slug":"burnt-babies-blamed-on-global-warming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=739","title":{"rendered":"Burnt Babies Blamed On Global Warming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image738\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/babyformula.jpg\" alt=\"Baby Formula\" \/>Parents around the world prepare baby formula in a consistent manner to feed their newborns.<\/p>\n<p>Hundreds of millions of forearm tests indicate the formula is perfect body temperature.<\/p>\n<p>But by the time the bottle reaches the babies mouth, the formula has heated up and burned the babies.<\/p>\n<p>Environmental scientists have concluded this can only be attributed to Global Warming.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not making this up &#8230; I&#8217;m not allowed to do that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parents around the world prepare baby formula in a consistent manner to feed their newborns. Hundreds of millions of forearm tests indicate the formula is perfect body temperature. But by the time the bottle reaches the babies mouth, the formula has heated up and burned the babies. Environmental scientists have concluded this can only be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19,25,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","category-humour","category-msm-bias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}