{"id":737,"date":"2007-02-01T06:41:50","date_gmt":"2007-02-01T11:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=737"},"modified":"2007-02-01T06:41:50","modified_gmt":"2007-02-01T11:41:50","slug":"global-warming-blamed-for-spontaneous-combustion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=737","title":{"rendered":"Spontaneous Combustion Blamed On Global Warming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image736\" align=\"Right\" src=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/manonfire.jpg\" alt=\"Man On Fire\" \/>For decades now, people have been spontaneously combusting.<\/p>\n<p>Environmental scientists have now concluded that the cause is &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Global Warming!!!<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t make this up &#8230; I&#8217;m not allowed to do that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For decades now, people have been spontaneously combusting. Environmental scientists have now concluded that the cause is &#8230; Global Warming!!! I can&#8217;t make this up &#8230; I&#8217;m not allowed to do that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19,25,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","category-humour","category-msm-bias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}