{"id":734,"date":"2007-02-01T06:15:32","date_gmt":"2007-02-01T11:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=734"},"modified":"2007-02-01T06:15:32","modified_gmt":"2007-02-01T11:15:32","slug":"global-warming-blew-up-a-tire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=734","title":{"rendered":"Global Warming Blew Up A Tire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image733\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/tireblowout.jpg\" alt=\"Tire Blowout\" \/>A citizen filled their tires up to the appropriate pressure level.<\/p>\n<p>The air in the tire unexpectedly expanded and caused a blow out.<\/p>\n<p>It was confirmed that global warming caused the blow out.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not making this up &#8230; I&#8217;m not allowed to do that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A citizen filled their tires up to the appropriate pressure level. The air in the tire unexpectedly expanded and caused a blow out. It was confirmed that global warming caused the blow out. I&#8217;m not making this up &#8230; I&#8217;m not allowed to do that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19,25,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","category-humour","category-msm-bias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}