{"id":728,"date":"2007-01-31T21:51:41","date_gmt":"2007-02-01T02:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=728"},"modified":"2007-01-31T21:51:41","modified_gmt":"2007-02-01T02:51:41","slug":"global-warming-burnt-my-steak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=728","title":{"rendered":"Global Warming Burnt My Steak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image726\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/steakwelldone.jpg\" alt=\"Steak\" \/>Today I ordered a steak medium rare and it showed up well done.<\/p>\n<p>The chef swears he cooked it the same way he always does.<\/p>\n<p>Global warming overcooked my steak.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not making this up&#8230;I&#8217;m not allowed to do that.<\/p>\n<hr width=\"100%\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image727\" align=\"left\" src=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/sunburn.jpg\" alt=\"Sunburn\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Today a Canadian went into a suntan parlour for their regular tanning session.<\/p>\n<p>Global warming sunburned them.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not making this up &#8230; I&#8217;m not allowed to do that<\/p>\n<p>(what has global warming done to you?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I ordered a steak medium rare and it showed up well done. The chef swears he cooked it the same way he always does. Global warming overcooked my steak. I&#8217;m not making this up&#8230;I&#8217;m not allowed to do that. Today a Canadian went into a suntan parlour for their regular tanning session. Global warming [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19,25,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","category-humour","category-msm-bias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/728\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}