{"id":69,"date":"2006-02-03T10:43:36","date_gmt":"2006-02-03T15:43:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=69"},"modified":"2006-02-03T10:43:36","modified_gmt":"2006-02-03T15:43:36","slug":"priceless-humour-at-expense-of-liberal-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"Priceless Humour At Expense Of Liberal Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>H\/T to <a target=\"_new\" href=\"http:\/\/rootleweb.blogspot.com\/\">Ruth at Rootleweb<\/a> for this joke.<\/p>\n<table width=\"428\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"2\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#bbe5e5\" style=\"width: 428px\"><font size=\"-1\" face=\"arial\">The Liberal government has changed its official symbol to the condom. It allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, and protects a bunch of pricks. Most of all it provides a sense of security when you&#8217;re actually getting screwed.<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>I would hope even Liberals out there would appreciate the humour in this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H\/T to Ruth at Rootleweb for this joke. The Liberal government has changed its official symbol to the condom. It allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, and protects a bunch of pricks. Most of all it provides a sense of security when you&#8217;re actually getting screwed. I would hope even Liberals out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[25,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-politics-federal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}