{"id":685,"date":"2007-01-18T18:15:37","date_gmt":"2007-01-18T23:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=685"},"modified":"2007-01-18T18:15:37","modified_gmt":"2007-01-18T23:15:37","slug":"i-almost-forgot-to-post-this-photo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=685","title":{"rendered":"I Almost Forgot To Post This Photo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was taken in my car, January 17th, 2007 from the front seat while I sat in the &#8220;Canadian Position&#8221;, my body hunched over, hands between my legs while I waited for the car to warm up.  I managed to get one glove off and snap this before my fingers froze off.  This was one of those mornings where inhaling through your nose caused your nostrils to stick shut and inhaling through your mouth gives you an ice cream headache.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image684\" src=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/temp1-18-07.jpg\" alt=\"Temperature-Morning-January 17, 2007-Ottawa\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yes, that says minus 21 Celsius.  And the whole time I sat there shivering, my teeth clattering, I kept repeating.  There&#8217;s no warming like global warming.  There&#8217;s no warming like global warming.<\/p>\n<p>I clicked my boots together three times and voila &#8230; my seat warmers kicked in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was taken in my car, January 17th, 2007 from the front seat while I sat in the &#8220;Canadian Position&#8221;, my body hunched over, hands between my legs while I waited for the car to warm up. I managed to get one glove off and snap this before my fingers froze off. This was one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}