A first grade teacher explains to her class that she, like many other teachers, is a Liberal. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Liberals too. Not really knowing what a Liberal was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception…a little girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.<\/p>\n
“Because I’m not a Liberal!” she reports.<\/p>\n
“Then, asks the teacher, “What are you?”<\/p>\n
“I’m a proud Conservative!” the girl says.<\/p>\n
The teacher is a little perturbed now…her face slightly red. She asks the young girl why she is a Conservative.<\/p>\n
“Well, my daddy and mommy are Conservatives…so I’m a Conservative too!” she responds.<\/p>\n
The teacher is angry now. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your mommy was a moron, and your daddy was an idiot…what would you be then?”<\/p>\n
The little girl smiles and says…”Then I’d be a Liberal”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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