{"id":6,"date":"2006-02-19T06:34:43","date_gmt":"2006-02-19T11:34:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=6"},"modified":"2006-02-19T06:34:43","modified_gmt":"2006-02-19T11:34:43","slug":"talk-about-mr-spilly-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=6","title":{"rendered":"Talk About Mr. Spilly Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t make <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ctv.ca\/servlet\/ArticleNews\/story\/CTVNews\/20060216\/smith_porncharges_060216\/20060216?hub=TopStories\">this stuff <\/a>up.<\/p>\n<table width=\"428\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"2\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#bbe5e5\" style=\"width: 428px\"><font size=\"-1\" face=\"arial\"> <\/font><font size=\"-1\" face=\"arial\">One of Canada&#8217;s largest breweries is in damage control after the 40-year-old Toronto actor who played a Scottish spokesman for Alexander Keith&#8217;s beer was charged with several counts of possessing child pornography.<\/font><font size=\"-1\" face=\"arial\">Robert Norman Smith, who is best known as the mutton-chopped, loudmouth Scotsman who praises Alexander Keith&#8217;s India Pale Ale as &#8220;the pride of Nova Scotia&#8221; in television commercials, was charged Wednesday after Toronto police searched his home on a warrant Tuesday.<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>This is one heck of a CLM.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t make this stuff up. One of Canada&#8217;s largest breweries is in damage control after the 40-year-old Toronto actor who played a Scottish spokesman for Alexander Keith&#8217;s beer was charged with several counts of possessing child pornography.Robert Norman Smith, who is best known as the mutton-chopped, loudmouth Scotsman who praises Alexander Keith&#8217;s India Pale [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-officiallyscrewed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}