{"id":527,"date":"2006-10-19T08:11:58","date_gmt":"2006-10-19T12:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=527"},"modified":"2006-10-19T08:11:58","modified_gmt":"2006-10-19T12:11:58","slug":"cant-get-sex-out-of-your-television-stop-watching-those-cheese-commercials","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=527","title":{"rendered":"Can&#039;t Get Sex Out Of Your Television?  Stop Watching Those Cheese Commercials"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just saw a commercial that really got my goat.<\/p>\n<p>A young lady, sort of trashy looking, reorganizing a bathroom medicine chest to add her own products which then cut to that annoying old lady from the cheese commercials talking to a guy in boxers in the doorway of his bedroom and she says:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Can&#8217;t get your one night stands to STAY one night stands?  Stop cooking with cheese!! Don&#8217;t put Canadian Swiss in her grilled cheese.  Next she&#8217;ll have you buying a minivan!.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Call me a prude, but does this need to be in a commercial?  I mean really.  It&#8217;s a cheese commercial that is tying in one night stands.  I can understand it if they had a couple of pieces of cheese talking about relationships going bad or getting old and moldy, but one night stands??<\/p>\n<p>Come on folks.  Stop using sex to sell things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just saw a commercial that really got my goat. A young lady, sort of trashy looking, reorganizing a bathroom medicine chest to add her own products which then cut to that annoying old lady from the cheese commercials talking to a guy in boxers in the doorway of his bedroom and she says: Can&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,17,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-encyclopedia-screwedica","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}