{"id":429,"date":"2006-08-25T07:25:37","date_gmt":"2006-08-25T11:25:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=429"},"modified":"2006-08-25T07:25:37","modified_gmt":"2006-08-25T11:25:37","slug":"theres-something-about-mary-from-toast-to-turtles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=429","title":{"rendered":"There&#039;s Something About Mary &#8211; From Toast To Turtles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s with these fortune seekers?<\/p>\n<p>Now we have people claiming that they have found the image of the Virgin Mary on the belly of a turtle.<\/p>\n<p>I love turtles and I respect religion, but I think this one is just a loose screw looking for attention.<\/p>\n<p>Why do I consider them a loose screw?<\/p>\n<p>Because you can&#8217;t ship a live turtle over E-Bay.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image428\" alt=\"Mary on a turtle\" src=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/turtlemary.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s with these fortune seekers? Now we have people claiming that they have found the image of the Virgin Mary on the belly of a turtle. I love turtles and I respect religion, but I think this one is just a loose screw looking for attention. Why do I consider them a loose screw? Because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-encyclopedia-screwedica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}