{"id":319,"date":"2006-07-17T23:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-18T03:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=319"},"modified":"2006-07-17T23:31:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-18T03:31:00","slug":"call-oxford-stop-the-presses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=319","title":{"rendered":"Call Oxford!!  Stop The Presses!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>< Sarcasm >The NDP has redefined the word &#8220;Measured&#8221; to mean disproportionate!!!<\/p>\n<p>Quick!!  Someone call Roget and Webster!< \/sarcasm><\/p>\n<p>I think Alexa has been spending too much time in the sun without a hat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>< Sarcasm >The NDP has redefined the word &#8220;Measured&#8221; to mean disproportionate!!! Quick!! Someone call Roget and Webster!< \/sarcasm> I think Alexa has been spending too much time in the sun without a hat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17,53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-encyclopedia-screwedica","category-politics-international"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}