{"id":300,"date":"2006-07-09T23:33:02","date_gmt":"2006-07-10T03:33:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=300"},"modified":"2006-07-09T23:33:02","modified_gmt":"2006-07-10T03:33:02","slug":"the-best-toilet-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=300","title":{"rendered":"The Best Toilet In The World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Considering there has been much talk lately about the &#8220;<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=275\">wizkids<\/a>&#8220;, many blogs continue to write about urination and the forces of nature that make people go in public.<\/p>\n<p>I have a great solution, but it would require investment, and a few laws being changed depending on the province.<\/p>\n<p>Why am I suggesting this you might ask?  Well three or four years ago, I too was down at the Canada Day festivities and my bladder started calling.  So me and my family went into the Tim Horton&#8217;s not far from the Hill.  There was a huge lineup and when I took my turn and walked into the single toilet bathroom (no stalls), I was gagging.  The toilet bowl was full to the brim with a filthy brown water.  The reek was immense.<\/p>\n<p>And as is pointed out in a post by <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.proudtobecanadian.ca\/index\/weblog\/well_at_least_they_disrespect_themselves\/\">Proud To Be Canadian<\/a>, many places around the country have issues with bathrooms.  Be it a lack of them, or bars\/restaurants having rules stating the facilities are to be only used by patrons, or as I experienced, during busy events, some bathrooms just cannot be cleaned frequently enough.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.vancourier.com\/issues02\/013102\/news\/013102nn8.html\">Here is the solution<\/a>. I would suggest putting these all over cities in the heart of the bar districts, wherever events are held, and in various tourist attraction areas.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image299\" alt=\"Self Cleaning Toilet\" src=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/selfcleaningtoilet.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I came across this very bathroom while walking along the Piers in San Francisco.  The bathroom is a pay bathroom with a grated floor.  It is stainless steel and after each usage, the door closes, and the bathroom starts churning away as it &#8220;self cleans&#8221;.  After waiting in line behind a couple of people I took my turn.  The water was still dripping off the grates when I entered but the toilet was spotless and dry.  The sink was spotless and dry.  And it was the best money I ever spent.<\/p>\n<p>The only drawback was the time it took to do the cleaning. But if you supplement them with a few portapottys, or allow a cleaning bypass for families lined up together, they could prove to be the answer to the problems plagued by drunk youth and those with weak bladders.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Considering there has been much talk lately about the &#8220;wizkids&#8220;, many blogs continue to write about urination and the forces of nature that make people go in public. I have a great solution, but it would require investment, and a few laws being changed depending on the province. Why am I suggesting this you might [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17,19,71],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-encyclopedia-screwedica","category-environment","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}