{"id":263,"date":"2006-07-03T09:52:57","date_gmt":"2006-07-03T13:52:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=263"},"modified":"2006-07-03T09:52:57","modified_gmt":"2006-07-03T13:52:57","slug":"its-official-larry-zolf-is-an-unknown-knob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=263","title":{"rendered":"It&#039;s Official &#8211; Larry Zolf Is An Unknown Knob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After reading about Mr. Zolf on a few other websites and taking my poll results into consideration, it is official.  Larry Zolf, semi-retired CBC Political reporter is an Unknown Knob!!<\/p>\n<p>Total votes: 29<\/p>\n<p>Larry Zolf is a Knob &#8211; 21 votes<br \/>\nLarry Zolf is NOT a Knob &#8211; 0 votes<br \/>\nWho is Larry Zolf? &#8211; 8 votes<\/p>\n<p>I know my site is visited by a majority of conservative voters, but when Larry can&#8217;t even get a single vote stating he is NOT a knob, then I have to wonder.<\/p>\n<p>a) He is an unknown knob, or<\/p>\n<p>b) The same sick fascination that had over 227,000 people vote to boil <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tvacres.com\/fish_lobsters_larry.htm\">Larry the Lobster on Saturday Night Live back in 1982<\/a> has afflicted the readers of my site.  (Note: Larry the Lobster was saved because 239,000 people voted to NOT boil him.)<\/p>\n<p>My vote is with a) considering even a tasty crustacean had more compassion from voters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After reading about Mr. Zolf on a few other websites and taking my poll results into consideration, it is official. Larry Zolf, semi-retired CBC Political reporter is an Unknown Knob!! Total votes: 29 Larry Zolf is a Knob &#8211; 21 votes Larry Zolf is NOT a Knob &#8211; 0 votes Who is Larry Zolf? &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17,57],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-encyclopedia-screwedica","category-polls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}