{"id":2547,"date":"2015-09-09T18:57:43","date_gmt":"2015-09-09T22:57:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=2547"},"modified":"2015-09-09T19:00:53","modified_gmt":"2015-09-09T23:00:53","slug":"bette-midler-quote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=2547","title":{"rendered":"Bette Midler Quote"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\u201cI haven&#8217;t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. \u00a0Election, erection, election, erection!<\/p>\n<p>Either way we&#8217;re screwed!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI haven&#8217;t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. \u00a0Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we&#8217;re screwed!\u201d Nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16,61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elections","category-quotalicious"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}