{"id":2535,"date":"2015-04-15T21:19:53","date_gmt":"2015-04-16T01:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=2535"},"modified":"2015-04-15T21:19:53","modified_gmt":"2015-04-16T01:19:53","slug":"hey-michael-buble-i-am-still-waiting-to-hear-from-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=2535","title":{"rendered":"Hey Michael Buble.  I am still waiting to hear from you."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In 2011 I <a href=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?s=buble\">cursed the Vancouver Canucks<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Sure. \u00a0Go ahead and laugh. \u00a0I did it before game 7 against the Bruins and the Canucks have been losing in the playoffs ever since. \u00a0Even Don Cherry said it could not be explained.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all because of Michael Buble.<\/p>\n<p>So I am performing my annual reinforcement of the curse tonight.<\/p>\n<p>The Malocia, The Devil&#8217;s Curse and The Noonan.<\/p>\n<p>I will keep waiting for your response Buble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 2011 I cursed the Vancouver Canucks. Sure. \u00a0Go ahead and laugh. \u00a0I did it before game 7 against the Bruins and the Canucks have been losing in the playoffs ever since. \u00a0Even Don Cherry said it could not be explained. It&#8217;s all because of Michael Buble. So I am performing my annual reinforcement of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}