{"id":2494,"date":"2014-11-14T15:55:28","date_gmt":"2014-11-14T20:55:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=2494"},"modified":"2014-11-14T15:55:28","modified_gmt":"2014-11-14T20:55:28","slug":"wake-up-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=2494","title":{"rendered":"Wake Up World!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We landed a freaking probe on a Comet this week.  Yet the world is talking about Kim&#8217;s Ass.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/KimsAss.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/KimsAss-300x300.jpg\" alt=\" Kims Ass\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2495\" srcset=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/KimsAss-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/KimsAss-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/KimsAss.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Which lead&#8217;s me to state this.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/KimsAss2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/KimsAss2-300x300.png\" alt=\" KimsAss2\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2496\" srcset=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/KimsAss2-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/KimsAss2-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/KimsAss2.png 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We landed a freaking probe on a Comet this week. Yet the world is talking about Kim&#8217;s Ass. Which lead&#8217;s me to state this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18,20,25,44,71],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-events","category-humour","category-officiallyscrewed","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}