{"id":2300,"date":"2013-03-08T07:46:56","date_gmt":"2013-03-08T12:46:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=2300"},"modified":"2013-03-08T07:46:56","modified_gmt":"2013-03-08T12:46:56","slug":"i-wonder-what-he-would-do-at-the-ottawa-airport-where-parking-fees-are-18day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=2300","title":{"rendered":"I Wonder What He Would Do At The Ottawa Airport Where Parking Fees Are $18\/Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theblaze.com\/stories\/2013\/03\/07\/which-singer-went-berserk-on-a-valet-at-charity-event-over-10\/\">Chris Brown is a cheapskate.<\/a>. The guy is a celebrity and heaven knows he isn&#8217;t hurting for the cash.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Singer Chris Brown isn\u2019t exactly Hollywood\u2019s most lovable character. And he certainly didn\u2019t do himself any favors when he flipped out on a valet at a Los Angeles bowling alley over a $10 parking fee.<\/p>\n<p>However, that $10 was apparently enough to send the 23-year-old millionaire over the edge.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cF**k ten dollars,\u201d Brown said to the valet attendant before threatening him. \u201cGive me my keys or we\u2019re going to turn this whole spot up.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I can safely (and proudly) say, I have never bought a Chris Brown record, CD, MP3, video.  And if he came on the radio while I was driving, I wouldn&#8217;t even know it was him.<\/p>\n<p>Not only is Chris Brown a cheapskate, but in my book he&#8217;s a doofus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chris Brown is a cheapskate.. The guy is a celebrity and heaven knows he isn&#8217;t hurting for the cash. Singer Chris Brown isn\u2019t exactly Hollywood\u2019s most lovable character. And he certainly didn\u2019t do himself any favors when he flipped out on a valet at a Los Angeles bowling alley over a $10 parking fee. However, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}