{"id":2258,"date":"2013-02-22T20:43:55","date_gmt":"2013-02-23T01:43:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=2258"},"modified":"2013-02-22T20:43:55","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T01:43:55","slug":"true-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=2258","title":{"rendered":"True Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I drive through McDonalds this morning and order two round eggs and three sausage patties for breakfast. (A good old Atkins breakfast). I pull up to the pay window and the cashier turns to me and she says &#8220;How can you eat all that pork. Don&#8217;t you know it&#8217;s the leading cause of cancer?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t know what to say and to leave me speechless is a pretty difficult thing to do.<\/p>\n<p>Any comments?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I drive through McDonalds this morning and order two round eggs and three sausage patties for breakfast. (A good old Atkins breakfast). I pull up to the pay window and the cashier turns to me and she says &#8220;How can you eat all that pork. Don&#8217;t you know it&#8217;s the leading cause of cancer?&#8221; I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[94,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}