{"id":1795,"date":"2010-09-18T12:18:31","date_gmt":"2010-09-18T16:18:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=1795"},"modified":"2010-09-18T12:18:31","modified_gmt":"2010-09-18T16:18:31","slug":"america-stimulus-a-booming-success-55-new-jobs-in-los-angeles-and-it-only-cost-americans-111-million","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=1795","title":{"rendered":"America Stimulus A Booming Success – 55 New Jobs in Los Angeles And It Only Cost Americans $111 Million"},"content":{"rendered":"

<facetiousness><\/p>\n

In an unprecedented successful stimulus story<\/a>, the glorious city of angels has created or retained a whopping 55 jobs!<\/p>\n

“I’m disappointed that we’ve only created or retained 55 jobs after receiving $111 million,” said Wendy Greuel, the city’s controller.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

For you math buffs out there, that’s just a little over $2,000,000 per job created.<\/p>\n

So why do I feel that this is a success and not a complete and utter failure?<\/p>\n

Because L.A. is full of movie stars and musicians. Even Forbes states that from 2008 to 2009 the top 15 celebrities earned a combined and astronomical $1.6 BILLION<\/a>, thus averaging almost $107 Million per person. So $2 Million per job \u00a0seems like a bargain doesn’t it? \u00a0Well doesn’t it??<\/p>\n

Now the next time you see a famous star slamming the politics of the right and promoting the politics of the left, pay attention. They make a sick amount of dough compared to you and they know better than you.<\/p>\n

<facetiousness off><\/p>\n

Could they not have just paid each of these 55 bozos $100,000 each and saved $105.5 Million?<\/p>\n

American Tax Payers … OfficiallyScrewed … again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

<facetiousness> In an unprecedented successful stimulus story, the glorious city of angels has created or retained a whopping 55 jobs! “I’m disappointed that we’ve only created or retained 55 jobs after receiving $111 million,” said Wendy Greuel, the city’s controller. For you math buffs out there, that’s just a little over $2,000,000 per job created. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11,17,18,34,36,39,40,44,51,64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-death-by-taxes","category-encyclopedia-screwedica","category-entertainment","category-moonbattery","category-music","category-numbers-dont-lie","category-obamunism","category-officiallyscrewed","category-politics-american","category-sarcastic-bastard-in-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}