{"id":1506,"date":"2010-06-13T08:11:46","date_gmt":"2010-06-13T12:11:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=1506"},"modified":"2010-06-13T08:11:46","modified_gmt":"2010-06-13T12:11:46","slug":"obama-said-ass-who-cares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=1506","title":{"rendered":"Obama said ASS.  Who Cares?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He said &#8220;ass&#8221;. *giggle giggle snort snort*<\/p>\n<p>I was rereading the <a href=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=1493\">story about the Gloucestor Dragon&#8217;s<\/a> (who rumour has it have reversed their &#8220;win by 5 goals and you lose&#8221; ASSinine rule. I mean next thing you know they would fail kids who get more than 5 marks higher than the clASS average.  So back on topic.  In that post I said &#8220;ASS whooping&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Well it has dawned on me that ASS is not a word we should worry about.  It&#8217;s a very commonly used word in society and very acceptable and I think the fact that the President got a bit of flack for it from both the left and right wing media is ridiculASS.  I mean anyone who watched &#8220;That 70&#8217;s Show&#8221;, one of my favourite sitcoms, knows Red Foreman would say the word ASS almost every episode. &#8220;Get your ASS in the car&#8221;, &#8220;Do it or I&#8217;ll kick your ASS.&#8221;, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Even George Carlin, going back decades did a bit about the 7 words you can&#8217;t say on television.  ASS was not one of the 7 words.<\/p>\n<p>So the verdict is?  ASS gets a pASS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He said &#8220;ass&#8221;. *giggle giggle snort snort* I was rereading the story about the Gloucestor Dragon&#8217;s (who rumour has it have reversed their &#8220;win by 5 goals and you lose&#8221; ASSinine rule. I mean next thing you know they would fail kids who get more than 5 marks higher than the clASS average. So back [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[59,68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-problem-solved","category-social-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}