{"id":1444,"date":"2010-05-16T08:51:06","date_gmt":"2010-05-16T12:51:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=1444"},"modified":"2010-05-16T08:51:06","modified_gmt":"2010-05-16T12:51:06","slug":"musical-carts-not-just-a-novel-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=1444","title":{"rendered":"Musical Carts – Not Just A Novel Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"

Charles Adler has one of the most sensible minds in Canada. \u00a0He also has one of the most warped ones which is exactly why I enjoy reading\/listening to his views.<\/p>\n

First a snippet for you.<\/p>\n

At some point, The Menzoid must\u2019ve mistakenly wheeled away a cart belonging to another shopper. Although embarrassed by the error, The Menzoid didn\u2019t want to hold up the line by making the cashier undo the charges. Thus, The Menzoid decided to pay for the groceries and take his misbegotten bounty home.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Trust me…it get’s even better. Click Here<\/a> to read the whole post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Charles Adler has one of the most sensible minds in Canada. \u00a0He also has one of the most warped ones which is exactly why I enjoy reading\/listening to his views. First a snippet for you. At some point, The Menzoid must\u2019ve mistakenly wheeled away a cart belonging to another shopper. Although embarrassed by the error, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[25,42,48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-officiallyawesome","category-philanthropy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}