{"id":1427,"date":"2010-05-13T19:15:51","date_gmt":"2010-05-13T23:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=1427"},"modified":"2010-05-13T19:15:51","modified_gmt":"2010-05-13T23:15:51","slug":"kevin-james-in-new-paul-blart-movie-wearing-robes-hes-in-briefs-and-hes-in-drag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=1427","title":{"rendered":"Kevin James In New Paul Blart Movie? Wearing Robes, He's In Briefs and He's In Drag!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I figure using this blog is my one shot at becoming a Saturday Night Live writer. \u00a0So here goes.<\/p>\n

Kevin James, after a successful run as the King of Queens, and big screen success with Paul Blart: Mall Cop<\/span> is back. \u00a0And this time he’s in drag. \u00a0After his success in saving the mall, Paul Blart starts a private investigator firm and goes deep deep deep undercover as a female lawyer named Elena. \u00a0He is so successful that he ends up getting posted to be the Dean of Harvard Business School \u00a0His mission almost gets exposed when he get’s nominated by President Barack Obama to be a Supreme Court Justice.<\/em><\/p>\n

That’s right. \u00a0A Supreme Court Justice in…<\/p>\n

Paul Blart 2: \u00a0Washington Mall Cop.
\n\"Kevin<\/a>\"Elena<\/a><\/p>\n

That’s James in the photo above…on the left.<\/p>\n

That’s Elena Kagan, Supreme Court Justice nominee on the right. (I swear!!)<\/p>\n

Lorne Michaels…you’re welcome. \u00a0Just email me at mulder at officiallyscrewed dot com to find out where to send my writer’s fee and residuals whenever Kevin James hosts the show in the future!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I figure using this blog is my one shot at becoming a Saturday Night Live writer. \u00a0So here goes. Kevin James, after a successful run as the King of Queens, and big screen success with Paul Blart: Mall Cop is back. \u00a0And this time he’s in drag. \u00a0After his success in saving the mall, Paul […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18,25,29,30,51,58,65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-humour","category-judicial-chicanery","category-legal-cowchips","category-politics-american","category-predictable","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}