{"id":1411,"date":"2010-05-07T00:39:19","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T04:39:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=1411"},"modified":"2010-05-07T00:39:19","modified_gmt":"2010-05-07T04:39:19","slug":"goretesque-a-definition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=1411","title":{"rendered":"Goretesque: A Definition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/network.nationalpost.com\/NP\/blogs\/fullcomment\/archive\/2010\/05\/06\/al-gore-s-footprint.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">Goretesque<\/a>:  <em>adj.<\/em> To portend to be an environmentalist and then buy your 4th mansion.  ex.  &#8220;Muffy and Bif are so Goretesque.  They just bought an $8.875M home in Montecito as a getaway from their getaway in the French riviera.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>adv.Goretesquely.  ex. &#8220;He Goretesquely railed against rising oil prices from the front seat of his H3 Hummer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Gore.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1412\" title=\"Al Gore's newest playpen.  You too can have one for $8.875 Million\" src=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Gore.jpg\" alt=\"Al Gore's newest playpen.  You too can have one for $8.875 Million\" width=\"356\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Gore.jpg 594w, https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Gore-300x197.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 356px) 100vw, 356px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goretesque: adj. To portend to be an environmentalist and then buy your 4th mansion. ex. &#8220;Muffy and Bif are so Goretesque. They just bought an $8.875M home in Montecito as a getaway from their getaway in the French riviera.&#8221; adv.Goretesquely. ex. &#8220;He Goretesquely railed against rising oil prices from the front seat of his H3 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19,33,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","category-money","category-news-and-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}