{"id":1373,"date":"2010-04-15T11:36:30","date_gmt":"2010-04-15T15:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=1373"},"modified":"2010-04-15T11:36:30","modified_gmt":"2010-04-15T15:36:30","slug":"ottawa-pays-for-citizens-to-drink-toilet-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=1373","title":{"rendered":"Ottawa Pays For Citizens To Drink Toilet Water"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The City of Ottawa is subsidizing residents $75 to install low flush toilets to save water.<\/p>\n<p>The City of Ottawa also just approved a $1.2 M expenditure on two watermobiles to promote more usage of Ottawa drinking water.<\/p>\n<p>Logic says residents are paying taxes to move water from toilets to drinking glasses.<\/p>\n<p>Yummy!  How OfficiallyScrewed is that?<\/p>\n<p>Sent via Borgberry cybernetic implant. (You too will be assimilated)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The City of Ottawa is subsidizing residents $75 to install low flush toilets to save water. The City of Ottawa also just approved a $1.2 M expenditure on two watermobiles to promote more usage of Ottawa drinking water. Logic says residents are paying taxes to move water from toilets to drinking glasses. Yummy! How OfficiallyScrewed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}