{"id":1325,"date":"2010-02-18T12:50:17","date_gmt":"2010-02-18T17:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=1325"},"modified":"2010-02-18T12:50:17","modified_gmt":"2010-02-18T17:50:17","slug":"tigers-words-before-they-are-spoken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=1325","title":{"rendered":"Tiger's Words Before They Are Spoken"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tiger Woods is speaking to the press Friday. My prediction on what he is going to say.<\/p>\n

I’m sorry if I have hurt my fans. (interpret as “I am sorry if I lost my sponsors”)<\/p>\n

I know I have hurt my wife and family. (interpret as “We’re probably through”)<\/p>\n

I have been seeking counselling for my problem. (interpret as “This is my way of saying I am trying to fix myself…but don’t really care to do so because I had a hell of a ride…or many rides”)<\/p>\n

I am going to get back to my career. (interpret as “The PGA is dying without me on tour so they are paying me a ton of money to come back sooner than I was expecting.”)<\/p>\n

I look forward to doing well in the upcoming tournaments. (interpret as “My wife is taking a boatload of my money and I need to make some on tour”)<\/p>\n

Thank you to those who supported me. (interpret as “Screw off you vultures who made jokes and laughed and poked fun at my situation.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tiger Woods is speaking to the press Friday. My prediction on what he is going to say. I’m sorry if I have hurt my fans. (interpret as “I am sorry if I lost my sponsors”) I know I have hurt my wife and family. (interpret as “We’re probably through”) I have been seeking counselling for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10,25,69],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-crystal-ball","category-humour","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}