{"id":1249,"date":"2009-09-02T18:42:05","date_gmt":"2009-09-02T22:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=1249"},"modified":"2009-09-02T18:42:05","modified_gmt":"2009-09-02T22:42:05","slug":"ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=1249","title":{"rendered":"Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Which old witch?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalpost.com\/news\/story.html?id=1954734\" target=\"_blank\">The Wicked Witch<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead!!<\/p>\n<p>H\/T Sham<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which old witch? The Wicked Witch Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead!! H\/T Sham<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-human-rights"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}