{"id":1222,"date":"2009-08-25T21:30:54","date_gmt":"2009-08-26T02:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/blog\/?p=1222"},"modified":"2009-08-25T21:30:54","modified_gmt":"2009-08-26T02:30:54","slug":"ohhh-the-horror-the-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/?p=1222","title":{"rendered":"Ohhh&#8230;The Horror&#8230;The Horror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anheuser-Busch announces beer prices will go up about 4% across the board in the coming months!<\/p>\n<p>This sucks for me because I am looking forward to trying their new addition, the world&#8217;s lightest beer <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anheuser-busch.com\/Press\/2009\/Aug\/SELECT-55-Offers-a-Lighter-Side-of-Life-Option.html\" target=\"_blank\">Select 55<\/a>.  Only 55 calories and 1.9g of carbs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anheuser-Busch announces beer prices will go up about 4% across the board in the coming months! This sucks for me because I am looking forward to trying their new addition, the world&#8217;s lightest beer Select 55. Only 55 calories and 1.9g of carbs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/officiallyscrewed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}