True Story

I drive through McDonalds this morning and order two round eggs and three sausage patties for breakfast. (A good old Atkins breakfast). I pull up to the pay window and the cashier turns to me and she says “How can you eat all that pork. Don’t you know it’s the leading cause of cancer?”

I didn’t know what to say and to leave me speechless is a pretty difficult thing to do.

Any comments?

10 thoughts on “True Story

  • February 22, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    Response should be “Prove it or just shut the F up”

  • February 23, 2013 at 6:22 am

    “How can you take a paycheck for selling all these cancer patties, you genocidal maniac??
    What are you, a cancer dealer?” Then I’d talk to the manager. Might be worth having something recorded, first.

  • February 23, 2013 at 8:38 am

    leave the food for her to eat and drive away.

  • February 23, 2013 at 9:16 am

    And you are Dr. who?

  • February 23, 2013 at 9:22 am

    “We’re you born stupid or did you get that way because you work at a minimum wage job?”

  • February 23, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    why not ” it’s not for me, I’m taking it to leave on the mosque doorstep” ?

  • February 24, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    “thanks for the tip…..but it’s for my wife”

  • February 25, 2013 at 12:56 am

    The correct response would have been…

    Bull Sh8T, you PHuc88g Liar, loud enough for the manager and any customers inside to hear!

    Then refuse the food demand your money back and drive away.

  • February 25, 2013 at 1:14 am

    I would add…
    This individual was deliberately trying to financially harm the franchise owner and deserved to be exposed, she didn’t say fat she said pork, displaying a religious biased opinion of her employer.
    Pork is the (other) white meat, remember!
    Assuming the manager wasn’t Muslim, this individual should have been fired on the spot as a lesson to other would be franchise destroyers, and your meal should have been FREE.

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