Bob Rae Sucks at Correlating Things

From Hansard Feb. 28th, 2012

Hon. Bob Rae (Toronto Centre, Lib.):
Mr. Speaker, I have just learned that a court document has been produced from the Office of the Commissioner of Canada Elections saying that there were 31 phone calls between the Conservative campaign in Guelph and RackNine and that there were 40 calls between Conservative operatives in Ottawa and RackNine.
Could the government explain that information in conjunction with the statement that was just made by the parliamentary secretary?

This is like me saying:

Mr. Speaker. Police LUD reports indicated that there were 31 phone calls between MP Bob Rae’s House and Pizza Pizza in 2011 and that there were 43,000 calls between stoned teenagers and Pizza Pizza. Could Bob Rae explain that information and how it relates to him?

To quote Bugs Bunny….What a marooooon.

4 thoughts on “Bob Rae Sucks at Correlating Things

  • February 29, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    And remember that he outed a poutine restaurant as the culprit of this ringy thingy.

  • February 29, 2012 at 6:44 pm

    I’m sure Mercer is on the suspect list, having used a name very close to the name in question.

  • February 29, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    What an eskimo pie-head!

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