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More late breaking news, Trudeau very quick to react on infrastructure promises.

First step fix all the POT holes………………………Apparently it will be a JOINT project with the Green party!!!

Trudeau to fill potholes with infrastructure money

Trudeau to fill potholes with infrastructure money

 

h/t to Ron B.

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OfficiallyScrewed Can Read Your Mind and Predict Your Favourite Movie

Wat​ch yo​ur math – it is important to get the right answer.

This is amazing, well worth a try

This math exercise will only take you about ten seconds.  Amazingly, it really works and will reveal your all-time favourite movie.

DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is.

1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favourite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

Movie List:

1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Kathleen Wynne Farewell Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfir​e​

 

 

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Ooomphhhh! That had to hurt!!!

Robin Lehner and Clarke MacArthur of the Ottawa Senators collide during Feb 16th, 2015 game against Carolina.

Robin Lehner and Clarke MacArthur of the Ottawa Senators collide during Feb 16th, 2015 game against Carolina.

At least Ottawa can say they have a better shot at Connor McDavid with both goalies on the sidelines.

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Wake Up World!!

We landed a freaking probe on a Comet this week. Yet the world is talking about Kim’s Ass.

 Kims Ass

Which lead’s me to state this.

 KimsAss2

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Wynne’s Colonic For Ontarians

You all know if it has to do with getting OfficiallyScrewed, I am all over it.   Well this bit of humour showed up in my in box this morning.  Thanks Renzo.

 wynnedo

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Getting Rogered

Well this is quite a fitting photo for this website.  I’ve blogged a few times about Rogers and the way Cable companies screw around with subscribers.

 Getting Rogered

Getting Rogered

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Don’t Be A D.I.C.C.

Safety first people.

Don't Be A D.I.C.C.

Don’t Be A D.I.C.C.

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Get ’em while they’re hot

They were a success at the CPC Convention. Now you can get your very own OfficiallyScrewed.com Justin “The Shiny Pony” Trudeau T-Shirt expressing your view that he is NOT qualified to be our Prime Minister.

The T-Shirt is 100% cotton, comes in white text on a harbour blue pre-shrunk t-shirt with a nice thick quality.

Impress your conservative friends, anger your liberal friends and make your statement. Graphic is below and appears on the back of the shirt. The front of the shirt has no graphic on it.

Shiny Pony T-Shirt Graphic

Even Kady O’Malley tweeted a photo of my shirt from the Conservative Party of Canada convention.

 Kady OMalley Tweeted My Shirt

Let’s cover the nation with these shirts before Election Day in 2015. Purchase yours today by clicking the link below. We ship only within Canada. For ordering more than 1 at a time, please contact me at This Link. Same goes for special sizes or bulk orders. I am opening this up to severe discount for people who want to sell these as a riding association fundraiser to help battle the Liberals in the 2015 election.


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*Note: Shipping via Canada Post to anywhere in Canada is between $13 and $17. I am charging a flat rate of $15 shipping and handling per shirt.

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The Curse of Michael Buble – Screwing Over Canuck Fans Since 2011

I am starting to scare myself.

3 years ago when Michael Buble said that Vancouver Canucks were Vancouver’s team and not Canada’s team, I cursed them.

Reason for the Curse of Michael Buble

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That’s right. Me. A scientific individual resorted to the three pronged curse invoking some pretty powerful stuff!!! Right in the heart of the finals against Boston in 2011. To rehash from my 2012 blogpost:

I gave this the good old triple curse.
First you take your index finger and touch the lid of one closed eye (with the other open) and you say “ACK ACK ACK”. This is the Malochia or Evil Eye. Then you give the Devil’s curse and say “SIX SIX SIX, number of the beast.”
This is all followed by the ultimate sports curse from the movie Caddyshack. This is simple in that you just say “Noonan!!”
Put it all together and you have a very powerful curse. In this case, the Curse of Michael Buble!!!.
“ACK ACK ACK!! SIX SIX SIX! Number of the Beast! NOONAN!!”

And what has happened so far?

2011 – They lost in game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals.
2012 – They were a one seed and lost in 5 games to the lowly 8th seeded Los Angeles Kings.
2013 – They were a 3 seed and lost in 4 straight to the 6th seeded San Jose Sharks.

I am going to anxiously wait by the phone for Mr. Buble’s phone call telling me Vancouver’s bandwagon (if they ever make the finals) is big enough for all of Canada….Provided they are not playing another Canadian team that is.

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